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Friday, September 24, 2010

Hi,

Please read part one first if you have not. It spoilts the fun if you have not :D

*added. might cause loss of appetite. viewer discretion is advised*

Continued...

Our curious scientists from NASA decided to have a look at the horrible mess behind the bush. Horrible yes. Foul smelling too (which leads us back to the study on Jurassic nutrition). That was the earliest reported sighting of a Cloacatious species, which scientists classify as Cloacatious duginthefloorus. However the NASA scientists ran out of electricity for their little trip while showing Ug the wonders of the 21st century, and has been stranded in the Jurassic Age. Many reckon they're having a great time barbecuing with Ug and partae-ing every night.

Mode of nutrition

Toilets have evolved from eating homo sapiens to eating their waste. It is after all, easier to digest food that has already been digested. And since toilets don't have a particularly picky tongue (oh come on, at most they have a toiletseatus), they decided to make do with it. Talk about adaptation.

Most toilets have an underground limb that stretches for as far as 100 metres. Once the limb has reached a strategic spot it erects a signpost like object from under the ground. The signposts usually have mysterious markings on it that are eerily similar to British English words, for example "restroom, latrine" and some even more remarkably have "toilet" printed on it. As if by clockwork humans tend to fall prey to the first prey-snaring mechanism of the toilet.

The human then arrives at the exomouthris of the toilet. He/she cannot resist the urge to go in for some reason or another. Historians and plumbers often argue over the statement "the beauty of toilet". The human goes in anyway, and the exomouthris closes. This is to prevent the prey from escaping until it has fulfilled it's purpose of coming to the toilet, as well as to prevent other unearthly gases from polluting the atmosphere (and let the human suffocate in his own gas until he/she has finished the job).

Occasionally, the average human for no apparent reason loses the urge to relieve himself/herself after the exomouthris closes. More often than not, the human is stuck inside the exomouthris trying desperately to get out. This problem is commonly classified as "toilet door failure". Usually the human has a device to allow him/her to call for third party intervention, otherwise called the plumber. The plumber is a specially trained personnel whose most outstanding ability is to communicate and maintain the health of the toilet.

The plumber however, more often than not, cannot solve this problem as the toilet cannot override the code implanted in its brain (technically it stores its genetic information in the endomouthris) to allow exceptions like this to go free. See "toilet obstinateness" for more information. The human however, has two choices. Using the same old device he/she can always get a locksmith instead to pry open the exomouthris. Many experts discourage this method as it may harm the toilet which is a sacred animal to a radical group of plumbers who will not hesitate to blow up a department store if they can't find a toilet plunger going cheap. Hence the human has only the latter option, which is to feed the toilet.

Controversies

Since sit toilet came about, people all over the world have been arguing about whether to classify toilets as a living thing. The RPG (radical plumber group) has always referred to the toilet as a sacred animal and cleans his/her toilet twice a day and worships it by reading the newspaper to it while relieving him/herself. Animal rights activists have of course always been against the cruel treatment of toilets by humans. Ah Lim, a toilet rights activist said "Eh, I don't see why that auntie must charge me 10 cent to use the toilet leh! It is my right to use the toilet!" Many people are against the use of toilets for self profit.

The "aim properly" campaign in male toilets has also been reported not to refer to the passing of liquid waste but rather the solid waste. Studies have shown that more often than not solid waste tends to land outside of the endomouthris while the liquid waste surprisingly lands inside the endomouthris (> 50%). Not only does this leave unsightly stains in the toilet, the foul smell cannot be fully contained by the exomouthris and drives off potential prey, starving the toilet as a result.

To combat this problem, TAUPOK (Toilet Association Uniting Public Organisations, K is for the fun of it) has started setting up stalls outside toilets selling merchandise ranging from "I love toilets" T-shirts to toilet paper to spectacles. Scientists, working alongside plumbers have also successfully created a breed of genetically modified toilets with a larger endomouthris.

(Bio) Terrorism

The idea of RPG (Radical Potty Group. Oops, I meant Radical Plumber Group) was hatched when a John Keller who was relieving himself (constipating actually) suddenly hit a brainwave. (Studies show that frequent constipation is a sign that one is an evil genius) His famous motto:"Never again will I have to suffer constipation" while he was advertising a laxative bears testament to his evil genius mind.

John Keller started as a plumber's apprentice, before upgrading himself by buying a black toilet plunger. The colour of toilet plungers often represent the plumber's skill level. Keller however, was the only exception as the supermarket has a sale that day.

Keller then made a name for himself when he broke a toilet by accident when he was on a job to unclog the toilet. Apparently the owner had some debris stuck in the ubendus of the toilet. Keller using his intellect threw some plastic explosives down and there went the kitchen.

Keller became a fugitive after the incident, joining hands with other radical plumbers from all over the world and started planting explosives in many toilets around the world. They were responsible for various sudden showers in fastfood restaurants and hotels. One should steer clear of a destroyed toilet for fear that something unhealthy would land on thy face. Recently they have begun to use liquid bombs, hence prompting the UN to declare "no toilet is safe". Prices of toilets have skyrocketed since, and has contributed to the devastation of the economic downturn, which many companies used as a pretext to fire their plumbers (who then join the RPG. The irony).

John Keller married in 2005 to a ceramic toilet in a wedding attended by 200 renowned plumbers. The pastor (who happens to work part-time as a plumber) declared "you may now flush the bride", after which the couple paraded through the streets on a plumber's van. This procession is often remembered as World Toilet Festival, or WTF.

To be continued

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Thursday, September 23, 2010

Hi,

The term toilet refers to a variety of organisms from the genus Cloacatious which are well known for having a highly complex digestive system. In fact it is so complicated that there is no need for any form of chemical breakdown of food. The more common species of Cloacatious include Cloacatious latrinous, Cloacatious toiletrious, Cloacatious wheredidmytoiletpapergonous as well as Cloacatious theflushisntworkingis. Toilets are widespread throughout the world, although many species have been domesticated. Archaeologists have reported uncovering a toilet fossil from the Roman era.

Classification

Toilets are mainly divided into two categories which have many subcategories. Over the past decades the classification of toilets has been a hot topic of debate amongst scientists, taxonomists and plumbers alike. However most people agree that toilets can be divided into two main categories, the Complexa family and the and the Anticomplexa family. The main distinguishing feature between these two families is the Complexa has more than two endomouthris while Anticomplexa has only one.

Anatomy

The brief anatomy of the a Cloacatious theflushisntworkingis.

exomouthris - refers to the toilet door. Most have one.
endomouthris - refers to the mechanism of waste disposal.
sinkis - the salivary glands of the toilet, although studies have shown that it is as important as the appendix.
papyrus - borrowed from British English, literally meaning paper. Papyrus is a waste product given out by the mouth of the toilet to attract prey. It appears that toilets have more papyrus in the mornings. No one knows why, but plumbers think it is because the cleaners (mundus toiletrious) only appear in mornings.

The endomouthris is the most complex part of the entire toilet. Studies have shown that the more complex the endomouthris is, the more likely the chance that the toilet would be caught, shipped to a city and installed in a compartment of a hotel where there is no need to hunt for prey because there is a continuous supply of them offering their shiny bottoms to the lucky organisms. The endomouthris in fact, has a few more parts to it:

Toiletcapus - To ensure that what goes in does not come out should its inner salivary glands overreact.
Toiletseatus - To hold the prey there longer. Homo sapiens are known to fall prey to the allure of toiletseati (plural).
Thyflushbuttonus - Homo sapiens have been eaten for so long by the toilets (artifacts show as early as the stone age, where the less advanced Homos tend to slip into Cloacatious duginthefloorus while relieving themselves.) that they now form a symbiotic relationship with the toilets. This will be further explained later.
Holus - Not to be confused with bolus which is sometimes used to refer to the source of nutrition of toilet species. Many biology teachers however use this to facilitate teaching in anatomy classes. Holus refers to the inner compartment of the main endomouthris. Veterinarians, I mean plumbers, often inspect this part of toilets to check its health. If the water level is too high it could mean that the salivary glands are overreacting. If it is too low it is dehydrated, a problem that is easily solved with the next visit of a Homo sapien. In the US, the WWF and the APS (American plumbing society) reported 6,000,000 cases of salivary gland malfunction in toilets in 2009, a disease that is currently classified as W.C.
Ubendus - pronounced oo-ben-dus. It is the equivalent of the human intestines, shortened into a ceramic pipe.

History

Toilets have been around before humans (monkeys) roamed the Earth. They are elusive creatures, all hiding and living underground. In fact to this very day we can still find perhaps a Cloacatious duginthefloorus by digging anywhere in the ground. However it is illegal in most countries to do so, for fear that it may harm the creature.

Toilets also exist in all kinds of forests around the world. They form a symbiotic relationship with many plant and sometimes fungi species by providing them with food and nutrients. Recently toilets have formed another symbiotic relationship with the more advanced primates.

Perhaps the first man to discover the existence of toilets was Ug. Ug was an ordinary caveman from Jurassic Period. A NASA funded time-travel expedition to the period has allowed us to better understand toilets. "Ug ug ug ug ug ug" (my name is Ug) he said, waving that shiny club of his around. "Argh ug ug ug ug uga" (I need to find a toilet), he continued. NASA scientists were puzzled. He referred to "toilet" as a creature while the people of the 21st century call it a commodity. Ug then scampered off behind the bushes and groaning sounds could be heard. This has led to a new study on Jurassic nutrition. After that Ug appeared again hiding a stained leaf behind his back (Cloacatious species have not evolved the papyrus yet)...

To be continued

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Sunday, September 19, 2010

Hello

I know everyone is busy, (particularly me, wait no I just finished me Science Buskers, now I have another two to go xD) but that does not mean you can stone on this page and not type a single letter. Therefore, we need some fancy advertisements and bright colours on this page to attract more viewership to increase the total net traffic on this page so as to slow down your internet connection because there are people trying to read some nonsense here.

I feel inspired by uncyclopedia. It is really content free. Note that the following may not obey the laws of physics.

And so one random day a man drops from the sky. Yes he had a parachute. And yes it was not working. Someone replaced the parachute with The Sunday Times thinking he would be better off with some reading material instead. And because he was travelling at a speed faster than the speed of sound, there was already a crater in the ground before we hear some screams of "Ahhhh" echoing in the distance.

But if we assume that he had reached terminal velocity, he would have been travelling at a constant speed after some time, which is a speed in which is slower than the speed of sound which means that sound travels faster than him, which is perfectly reasonable, but because we're trying to think nonsensically here, let's assume that he had a toilet seat in his hand.

Assuming the man was falling vertically, his surface area against air resistance would be theoretically the cross sectional area of his head (of course unless he had a beer belly, which would cause him to tip slightly and change his course. We will discuss this later). Let's assume that he would be able to reach his terminal velocity at a speed close to the speed of sound in this falling manner, he would have approximately 20 seconds to scream "I hate you you moronic co-pilot!" back at the plane before he crashed (into what?).

Now let's assume that he managed to rip the toilet seat out of the plane's toilet... Never mind. Let's think of it this way. The plane was a world war 2 veteran. Shot out of the sky twice, never repaired. So essentially there was a gaping hole in the toilet compartment (no that does not mean what passes through the toilet bowl ends up being flushed out into the sky, we don't want to have other pilots hit by killer litter)(Does that mean that the toilet compartment is an essential part of every aircraft design as it helps to balance the weight of the plane and should there be a need to tilt the plane upwards you can always get you passengers to use the toilet at the back). And somehow or another, the toilet fell out with him (both literally and metaphorically) cos I dunno, he jumped from the hole in the toilet compartment? (how handy)

So now you have two problems. One, the toilet is falling. Two, the plane now has no toilet. (The man is not a major concern here, he never paid, maybe that explains the plane) The consequences of a toilet falling are:

The world just lost another toilet. How sad.
The plane would not tilt upwards.
The pilot has no where to relieve himself (well there's a gaping hole there anyway)
Who is going to clean up the mess below??

Now remember the toilet seat? The toilet has more more surface area than the idiot and hence falls slower. Let's assume the man has the common sense to flap like a chicken and manages to "climb" his way onto the toilet (note that both are currently falling through the air). So now he has two choices. One, sit on the toilet and read the Sunday Times (how familiar). Two, he decides that the toilet is an escape hatch and dives into the funnel (well the central depression) thinking he can get out alive. And yes his head can't fit through (I don't even think he managed to turn around without flying off).

So he decides on the former option. How wise. His Sunday Times flutters off into the air (will it reach the ground before Monday? xD) Now what? Using his incredible IQ and his resourcefulness he decides to rip the toilet seat off and use it has a float (ya know the tube/ring in swimming pools?). And he fits it around his waste, oops, I mean waist. (honestly this was a genuine mistake, but I'm just leaving it there.) (remember this is not the one with the pot belly) So now he is spinning around like a protist (yes a protist. There was this protist which spun around. Oh dear I forgot)

And now if we bend another physics law we say he has now achieved gyroscopic stability and the centrifugal force propels him upwards ("haha toilet! That's the last time I'll use you ever again!") Of course there is gravity pulling him down. How sad. Let's move Jupiter a little closer. Ah he now goes up, perfect. Oh dear the toilet is accelerating upwards faster than him. We now vanish the toilet and focus on the man. The vaporised toilet will reappear in your house approximately 3 seconds later. Go check your toilet now, it should be there.

OK I shall stop here and go look for that spinning protist. Write more people :D

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Friday, July 9, 2010

Hiyas again,

Ok I guess I'll write a part two for that. I suppose I'm more or less done with my stuff. I hope.

Ahem, now where did we stop? Ah, the can of abalone. Freak don't ask me which brand to get, just get the cheaper ones. Eh you what you doing, I said abalone, not narcissus mushrooms. But I suppose that will do too. Fine, gimme that. You, go grab the stools. You, go get the snacks. You, go get the drinks. You, go... get the dessert. And you go buy toto.

*place is set up for a party of some sort, no one seems to miss their previous supervisor*

Ok genelmen (mr brown show lol). The uncle opposite has agreed to let us watch free on his plasma tv, provided! *huge eyes stare* *someone's ice cream falls off the cone* Provided, we let him join the party! People, go grab another stool. Today, we shall dominate the entire left wing of the basement. No outside food or drinks allowed hor. Outside meaning nothing beyond the potted plant over there. Potted plant not included.

*nice movie screening*

*employees crunching on chips*

"yeow!" *someone bit his tongue*

"That was my potato chip! Take that!" *and smashes the other guy's face with a pack of batteries"

*Then... An eerie silence. Footsteps, the clopping of shoes along the tiled floor. A big burly man with sunglasses walks in their direction. The movie was paused, the man with the white uniform taking measured strides across their territory. He went past the potted plant (he knocked it down actually), and a bright light radiated from his chest. A closer glimpse at it revealed the words "security" on it. People panicked, fearing for their food. They hugged those dear to them (some guy was hugging the cashier counter) and even went to desperate measures to keep them safe (he swallowed the keys, choked, turned blue and fainted on the floor). Was the big guy going to bust them? Was this the end of the line for those who haven't struck jackpot yet?*

"I see, you have made yourself pretty comfortable here" his voice was deep and didn't sound friendly.

"Yes of course" *gulps* "erms... potato chips?" and smiled cheekily

*grabs potato chips and crushes the pack with his fist, the packet goes out like someone who had too much laksa the other day*

"Is there anything I can do for you?" *smiles*

"No there is not. I am here..."

*anxious stares from behind the counter* *medic brings in stretcher*

Now, what is going to happen next, I really have no idea. As readers you people will decide. Fine I know this isn't much of a part two but I do have homework to do. Oh and this was supposed to be posted yesterday, but my comp crashed, so yeah.

I do have a few suggestions, you could either make the security guy join in the fun, or you could let the security guy and his gang take over the supermarket and drive the happy people rolling in chips out. Of course it did be nice if someone else wants to write it.

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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Hiyas,

A bit dead, let's crap a bit, since I was halfway revising for Bio anw.

A day in the supermarket. How boring and cliche. Fine let's move elsewhere. By elsewhere I mean to the next aisle. So get your baskets or trolleys and move. You! Auntie! Get out of the way! (I wanted to write siam lol) Eh, ah ma, don't block the with your trolley full of cardboard. I am an honourary NTUC fairprice member ah. You touch my frozen roti prata I call police confiscate your cardboard.

*moves into next aisle*

Towering rows of snacks and canned goods hung overhead. Literally. I mean look it's gonna topple like, in 5 minutes? (Not to mention that oversized uncle promoting a can of tuna hanging above) Ya know when the next little kid comes by and ooh mummee I want that choo choo train (advert, complimentary gift or wadever), grabs the can nearest to him, and walks off.

*gasping*

The pyramid shudders and sways about its position. The tip of the ice berg is about to crack and fall upon the head of the unlucky chap below. *Clank* a can or two dislodges itself from the main body and rolls down the steep incline. The kiddie turns his head, mouth wide as the monster comes down to swallow him alive. The dark shadow descends upon him, he screams! Ah!

*crowd gasping*

And look the bargain hunters are off to buy the can of tuna (hey hey the can the kid took was not tuna, be nice). I mean, two cans for the price of one. Not to mention the expiry date was tomorrow. Ahem, maybe you'd rather not hear that. Let the idiots be blissfully stupid. And no the kid didn't get crushed by the tower of tin cans. I am not just about to let my story turn into a sadistic story of a kid dying after a leaning tower of cans fall upon his little frame because this is a crap story. Fine MY crap story. No dying please thank you, take it outside to the next studio. Now ahem, where were we? Ah, oh the kid. Naah he got scared out of his wits when that poster of the oversized tuna ape fell on him. "And he wet his combinations" and fainted. Hey be glad at least the cans didn't crush him.

Now why do supermarkets stock their shelves so high up when most people are not of manish's height and do not bring ladders when shopping? I mean fine if you want to argue that old people bring those nice convertibles (I'm referring to those stools cum shopping baskets mind you) they can't possibly climb on and grab the nice stuff off the nice (not) shelf at the top. Oh come on, it's the ceiling already, don't jump. Stand on the marie biscuits if you have to.

And then the leaning tower of pizza. (I have no idea what's inside that can lol. Bless you if it says instant tissues) This is obviously the result of some supermarket supervisor who obviously had an ancestor who built pyramids. Hey note the similarity. Just that one tends to topple more often than the other. *kids pops his bubble gum* Eh you! Ya you! (coffeeshop uncle tone) The kid with the pink and sticky face. Don't blow gum here hor!.... *lectures*

*15 minutes later*

...You understand now? Next time, you want blow gum, you do it in aisle 12 because hor, there got no cctv. Plus, you finish already stick on the toilet paper. I tell you, no one buys toilet paper at 1pm in the afternoon, because, they are busy using it in the bathroom after lunch. Okay, understand? Good. Uncle give you more gum, but hor, later you stick it on that uncle in the poster over there. You see? There hor, the one slightly raised from the floor. Ah, that one, don't wake the person sleeping underneath hor, he hiding. Also hor, tell your mother buy a can of the tuna ah. Okay, bye bye~ XD

*knocks out supermarket supervisor and wears his uniform*

*ok i know this is random, but that does not stop it from being funny*

Ahem ahem... Hmm... You you, the one with the ugly bowtie. Ah you. Now what time already, 1.30pm! You go for lunch now! "Ahh? But I just went leh". Aiyah never mind, second serving, on the house. Oi you too! Go go go! Grab your free lunches from the refrigerated department! *steps on supervisor tied up on the floor*

*squints at supervisor*

Ehehehehehehehe. Muahahahahaha. AHhahahahaha cough cough... Ahem. I tell you ah, today... Today. Today. Today wad date ah? *pulls out cloth gagging mouth* "4th of July! Let me..." *gags mouth* Ah, today! On the fourth of July, we will! RUIN! YOUR! SUPERMARKET! Muahahaha! Eh you, switch of the lights and grab me a torch from aisle 20. Now *lights off* *shines torch on face* *evil laughter*. Eh what is this? I didn't ask you to play canon in D on the dvd player. Shut it down now! No no no what you doing? Do this!

*grabs a sausage and stuffs it in the socket and causes a power surge*

Now, peace and quiet. Eh you stop mumbling or I tie you next to the freezer compartment with nothing but your singlet and underpants. Oi stop fidgetting! *grabs frozen fish* *whacks and knocks him out*

Now where was I? Ah, employees. Today we shall celebrate the American Independence day by closing our supermarket now with the excuse of the power surge. Go grab drinks, and stools. The later hor, when the uncle in the dvd shop opposite come back from lunch, we give him a can of abalone and get him to screen Independence Day on the television outside.

To be continued. If you all want it to lol.

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Thursday, June 3, 2010

Hiyas,

Long time since I posted, so let's relieve some of the older posts of mine. (opens window) Ahh, good, fresh air. My lungs (ok fine my windpipe and nose) are clogged with styrofoam dust (thank you shi yi).

Today was the second last day of the YDSP camp (oh I typed game by accident. And you know what that means). And erm well, we (me manish and samuel) are last (ehehe). Lots of boat tilting, sinking, leaking, (styrofoaming), and er... bubble blowing? (revenge!!!)

So we started the morning eating. Yes, eating. Samuel was late (very very late) so he missed "tea break" (oh and to think jy ate a sundae in the morning). And guess who was first (hint hint nushs), and guess who was leading the queue (to be honest I can't remember but I won't be surprised if it was the cream puff monster). *take take take* Guess whose plate had 6 cream puffs? XD (not mine btw, I only took two). Fruit punch was nice. Oh yt was upset that manish got the chair with rollers so she went to steal one from some random person. Busted XD

Then started work.
"Gwah never mind let's build a new one"
*build build build* *hassled by random (funny) trainer* *glue, poke and er... sink*
"This looks better than the previous one"
"Get rid of the other one then" *rips* *transfers engine*
*Done*

And that was only the first one =.= well at least the glue was free XD

Lunch, and my hands are full of styrofoam. The pool outside is stinking of foam and it's nauseating. Nice lunch, someone obviously annoyed that there weren't any cream puffs. Free tesla coil show (well we kinda watched dunno how many already). Played with the instructor's camera while his colleague snatched food from his plate. Sneaked off for 15 mins (it was still lunch time though XD) to the exhibits. Stumped at the hexagon ones =.=

After lunch: more styrofoam dust (well at least it wasn't as bad as yesterday), and yt (and manish) stealing my phone trying to read my smses (HAHA, FAILED). Making a new boat - a super floatable one. Two random hulls from dunno where stuck together (more of glued together). That guy (trainer) said too small so I got manish to get more styrofoam (then again I get him to go get everything XD). And... barely fitted but fine. Got another engine, now it looks like a weird hovercraft that tilts backwards. Well at least it can hold the whole bag of medals and still move as fast. Followed by sandpapering the styrofoam again =.= Seamine (balloons) destroying competition which was so horribly unfair to us =.= ok fine the angle was a bit wrong, but not the point.

Oh and can you believe it another tea break. (manish MY JACKET!) More stuff to eat (well it was kinda cold inside anyway). Were there cream puffs? XD Trainer piling food on plate (small mountain) only to be stolen by colleague again. Nice place to eat though (floor XD carpeted though).

After tea. Oh back to my holed styrofoam (half glued =.=). And it doesn't fit! ok fine it's a bit longer that's all. Patched up with more styrofoam. (Imagine the nice room filled with bits and pieces everywhere). Those miserly people refused to give us more duct tape even though we only wanted barely 10cm. Foam glue was useless - takes ages to dry. Oh and we finished early! And of course the never satisfied one was going to improve it. Made the "net" structure. Manish aim properly next time, I dunno what's going to be butchered next. Then lay half dead on the sofa. (manish MY JACKET!) Shi yi's was a tank + cargo container + sea cleaner. Yt's was a... (I din actually see the final product). The other trainer was exclaiming about how our (nushs) boats (floating vessels) are so big and scary XD fine we could just pin the whole thing and turn it into an armoured porcupine.

About to leave. Hah, we cleaned up the place. Well it was cleaner than others at least. And we then sat at the back row of sofas waiting for jy to finish looking at some random stuff. Made a lot of noise at the second floor exhibits (the science centre was closed =.=) Went Mac, bought a packet of salt-less fries. (I found salt!!!). Some people stole (ahem), some people asked nicely =D Got squished in the mrt. Jy went home with her parents or something I guess XD

Tomorrow is going to be a horrible day. Formal?! =.= Dr.Hang is going to be there too, supposedly (to taste cream puffs?). Hope not gonna be a long day like today =D and there ends today *achoo* *sniffs* STYROFOAM! Oh me and Manish split the blue foam block between ourselves XD

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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Hi,

Firstly, "Hi all" is stupid. Secondly, my right index finger is ruined so pardon any spelling mistakes you may find. (Hi, this other font / this other font is wx, so I can edit zx's post instead of writing my own :) and this is yantong and this is zx again and again (stupid blogger, this is my second time writing this cos it din save and couldn't publish)

Ok, so went East Coast Park today with Wei Xuan, Shi Yi and Yan Tong (Jia Ying couldn't tag along).obviously. Woke at 6.45 owned i woke up one hour later so that I can lug my 16 pokemon comics to Shi Yi's house T.T So I was waiting at the bus stop, and along came a 963, wow, interesting. Quite packed for the like third stop??? So anyway, to cut a long journey short, I got to her house, sort of. There were four doors, each which could cause my demise by simply knocking on the door. Looking left, right, left, right again, left, so on and so forth, and still don't see anything yellow. Aha! An open door, so I knocked, and this auntie came to the door and I asked if Shi Yi was inside and she said no, and then you know what happens next. Block? Correct. Floor? Correct. Door? Wrong. Fine, the door wasn't yellow, it was some random colour that I can't remember... And to cut a longer telephone conversation short, I went up 2 floors and went down 2 floors and found a yellow door... with a lift next to it -.- So went in, put down my books, hugged Jackpot and left.

So went down to Pending bus-stop, waiting waiting waiting for Yan Tong (who was late (as usual)). no no im usually punctual And our bus was here, oh no... Shall we dump Yan Tong and get on the 966 ourselves? Not like we could squeeze on anyway. Then at this very moment, Yan Tong appeared out of nowhere with a big soccer ball in a small bag =.= it wasn't small at all ok fine...The bus was still there, waiting for people to "...move to the rear Singapore, the rear is worth waiting for..." And amazingly everyone got on, but may have been easier if we just tossed the ball out. no it wouldn't i pu tmy bag on the floorSo we stood for 40 mins, sat for 2o mins and stood for another half a minute before we got off the bus (well you have to walk there right?). Met with after crossing the road, only to cross back to get to ECP, and decided that the other way was faster so walked back across. (Wei Xuan brought a really weird map) (its just seriously unmagnified [it has altogether 28 maps displaying the whole of Singapore)

So we walked, and walked, and there came a "are we there yet?" and a "do you know how to get there?I'm going to kill you if you say no then why didn't you like read the map and figure your way here instead of relying on me?" (because you said you memorized routes and we all know you have the best sense of direction) what if I was sick (like today) and left you all stranded at parkway parade? and after another few minutes: "That taxi uncle cheated me!" Ok, so we were in ECP (No, not in the middle of the highway, East Coast Park), and firstly we had to find a bike kiosk and there wasn't one in the horizon. So we strolled left under the baking sun (and the shady trees =D) and (obviously) found a bike kiosk, bigger than I expected. Rent an hour and have another hour free, which I believe is for resting your butt, toilet breaks, water breaks (and mobile library visiting).

Lots of people, cycling, jogging, skating, pram-pushing, grass-cutting, mosquito-killing, whining, limping, crying after falling, dog walking (with the dog on the bike). After maneuvering numerous twists and turns and uphill slopes (and countless overtaking between me and Shi Yi)(and no overtaking between me and ytand lot of yells from me since im paranoid) (where zx and yt were being "hao lian" by using his phone while cycling on the former ermmm what? "on" is the wrong preposition it shld be "for" or smth hey, it's not that difficult, and since I din want u all to wait for me so I might as well use the phone on the bike right? , and my standing up and cycling on the latter no shiyi started it then my butt quite painful so i tried too I did too, but it wasn't obvious cos I only lifted my butt by 1 cm for 3 secs) (and Yan Tong constantly asking "where's Wei Xuan?" since she claims that she cannot turn backward else she would crash), we came to a straight (and slightly narrow) path that resembled the Hundred Trees near our school (what the hell is the Hundred Trees?) (Oh no, we forgot to take a pic). And then this guy with a dog (it was a woman) Can't tell, it was so fast (on his bike) zipped past saying "keep to the right side" (I bet he copied that from the numerous signposts) while we were supposed to be on the left (think he means right as in correct and not the direction). Then passed Outward Bound Singapore, National Sailing Club, Road Safety Park and gave our bottoms a break. Wanted to continue going but "No entry except authorised vehicles" (it went towards Changi Airport [where I just went yesterday and shivered for 4 hours]) , surely we could walk in? Had another hour to go, so turned back, and Shi Yi crashed (ok, sideswiped the fence and fell off swearing vehemently she did not, did she? [she said sh*t] That wasn't swearing vehemently she fell off again later while getting off her bike]). Then we came to the mobile library (and found some racism book that Matthew should borrow) and zx and shiyi were reading it (retarded, what's it doing in ECP?)who can refuse air-con? You call that air-con??? (there was air-con?? Didn't really notice) (for ppl like zx to read and cycle at the same time) So we stayed there for dunno how long and realised that we were wasting time, so we left.

Then went to Bedok jetty, with lots of people fishing (obviously)(half the fish were still flopping on the jetty and they just stuffed the fish into some jar filled with yellow liquid [disgusting {its been a long time since I found anything disgusting}]). i never knew one fishing line could catch three fish when u have 3 hooks on the line of course... (That would be unlikely because all the hooks would be reasonably close to one another; which would lead to the same fish biting down on the same hook) You mean you all haven't seen multiple hooks on the same line? It's quite common wad. The line is so long anw Wei Xuan's bike toppled on Yan Tong's bike, and Yan Tong moved her bike away, like "your bike can topple, but not on mine more like better lean my bike on the chair since its so unstable" where got chair? (that stone bench; and I was saying, "What if ppl want to sit?" Then she said, "So? I'll sit on it lah!") Then this group of cyclists (like us) wanted us to take a photo of them (and Shi Yi enthusiastically agreed so she took the photos). Then Yan Tong was playing around with their camera, taking photos of random stuff. Then continued, past the "Hundred Trees", back where we started, and decided to visit the other end since it we had another half an hour. Then there was this random uncle roller-blading (He was a caucasian and he was kind of young actually [you don't call people under 30 uncle])(There was also this ridiculous woman with ridiculous dressing [polka dotted bikini] and these ridiculously huge headphones who screamed at me in this ridiculous voice to stay on the ridiculous track which is ridiculously narrow) in front, and since we were faster we had to overtake right? Then he caught up and said something about going faster which I couldn't hear in the wind, and he sped ahead (summons please), and so we followed suit (not sure about Yan Tong and Wei Xuan behind though was cycling hard trying to catch up you dim-wit,how hard was it to catch up? The road was empty except the for the four of us and that uncle and we weren't going at full speed. (air resistance; bumps in the road...) and of course we were ahead (two (x 2) big wheels are better than eight small wheels). Dead end, so had to turn back. Before that, butt-rest, (with me arguing with yantong about your butt-muscle, that was way later after we returned the bikeswhich is only used when you go to the toilet [so constipated ppl have to strain more, therefore their butts are bigger [if you keep on using a certain muscle, it will become really strong and increase in size:)water break (and that roller-blading uncle u-turning)(and Shi Yi crashed again (ok toppled) dunno why because she cant u-turn)(its not that hard...) You have to use the brakes though . Returned the bikes 10 mins early and went for a break at McDonalds.

Oh no, no ice cream. No ice cream = no McFlurry = Shi Yi being happy since she can't eat oreo. Coke would do fine. "Coke rots your brain", and Yan Tong got sprite instead. Wei Xuan didn't know: cashier wa waiting for me for ages trying to dig out the exact amount, then I looked up and told her "ermm i already said ok" because she didnt seem to be processing the order nor pouring the drink. giving me a somewhat embarrassed smile, she replied "im waiting for the $2.35" embarrassment on my side follows and i go off as quickly as possible XD

"That has got to be the most disgusting colour of coke I ever seen."

"It's sprite."

"Oh..."

And then came a platter of 2 large sprites, sorry I mean fries (seaweed shaker fries, 紫菜遥遥署条, lol). Weird thing is, me and Shi Yi like it, Wei Xuan and Yan Tong don't. Why? (It has this weird texture, a weird taste, and it caused my sore throat this morning) It's so nice... And thereafter came the disgusting sauce by ingenious witch Yan Tong brewed from curry sauce, all the other sauces, seaweed powder and got this viscous (slightly reddish, curryish, tomatish, chillyish, and seaweedish) mixture (...)(and I said something like: "that looks like the colour of my sh*t"). And then as usual, a few drops of the acidic sprite was dripped into it, and as usual, "Wow the sprite makes a hole in the mixture!" (The west coast park mixture) And Yan Tong actually tasted it yeah it sucked but mixing was fun (though she said it was awful) ... and then sucking it through the straw, and blowing a bubble back. "Blob!" and then it spilled a bit on the table. Cleaning up - we dumped everything on the tray (at least we dumped it into the bin i dumped it into the bin!afterwards). Then we headed for the beach.

Fine weather, not too hot, shady (cos of the clouds). Then started digging something to keep my feet dry (I was the only one wearing shoes =.=)(and the seawater was disgusting - looks blue/green but when you scoop it, its actually yellow [diluted urine]). Yan Tong was desecrating some drawing a couple left in the sand (turning it into the physics alien, I think.no i was just converting some heart shape with writing in it to a picture of a boy's face since i dunno how to draw girl's hair She then started making a sandcastle like the one I showed her in my iPod [A castle with a giant hole in the middle]) = a pile of sand which i stuck a mini wooden plank throughShi Yi and Wei Xuan were building sandcastles from the leftover drink containers (it was useless because Shi Yi kept pressing down to see if they were firm, which would inavaraiably start crumbling them - we ended up sprinkling dry sand on them [to make them more sturdy] like chocolate sprinkles on ice cream :) We only ended up making three wonderful sandcastles [out of the 7 times we tried], and Shi Yi kicked them and ended up injuring her leg) O.o The beach was unusually clean, far cry from Sembawang beach. Gave up building (his toilet bowl) and moved upward. Still didn't succeed, didn't have a shovel, the sand was rocky and the tide was coming in (my shoes never got wet =D). (Yantong's "fort" was looking better because the tide kept going to zx's fort and destroying it [The sea is biased] count it stupidity on zx's part for picking the wwrong part of the beach XD Not like I can ask "Mr(s) Tide are you washing up on this portion of shore?" right?

After that me and Yan Tong decided to build a tunnel through the sand which worked, after which Shi Yi and Wei Xuan built one next to ours, and in the end linked up all four (though the wideness and depth were entirely different). Then started flooding it for fun, but never managed to turn it into a underground swamp. Walked across the top a few times, oops. Then decided to tear it down since I read or watched somewhere that people would fall into holes in the beach if not covered up. Then we started jumping on the top to collapse the tunnel beneath, which worked out quite well. Yan Tong got her soccer ball out and we started kicking it around, and into the sea (haha, then it became a sandball)(and I had to collect it nearly everytime it went into the water, which was very often [luckily I brought a towel {which I didn't use in the end though}] Yantong also wanted to aim the ball at zx's butt, but because she didn't wear her specs, she hit "somewhere between his shoulder and his butt" [mainly because he was bending down like some {retarded} ostrich {no offence} but if the ball really hit him, he would fall forward and end up with his face in that urine-like water]). Then once it went to far out. thankfully his revenge failed what revenge? and I wash getting rid of the sand on my arm in the water hello?

"Who's picking it? Someone whose pants are shorter."

*Wei Xuan goes in and picks up the ball, his pants were soaked*

(the water level was over my waist, and I knew that East Coast Sea had this sudden drop and I was scared I would suddenly drop down or something)the sudden drop couldn't have been so near to shore i think, anw weren't you the one who kicked it in?

"Why him? His pants are as long as mine."

"He's the guy with the change of clothes"

(but I didn't change in the end; I just left it to try {so I probably smelt of salt and urine all the way to Shi Yo's house})

Ok, fine, that was stupid (I wonder who was it on the bus that kept complaining that her bag was heavy)i didnt complain on the bus i complained on the bike... and wanted to make use of the ball anw Oh I think it was Shi Yi who complained on the bus. Left at two plus. Headed towards McDonalds to wash my feet in the feet-washing area (and my red and raw fingers (figured that it's only my fingertips but it's the part I type with))(while me and Shi Yi were washing our feet and shoes in the sea. which was kind of useless anyway), zx is too sensitive... didnt everyone else dig as well? True, maybe my fingers are too sensitive, but me and yt dug more wad. and figured that since my soles were sand-less from half a kilometre of barefoot walking, I might as well brush off the remaining sand and wear my shoes. Then we walked to parkway parade for lunch. in which we discussed jy and going somewhere with her next year and shiyi commented zx started talking a lot once we mentioned jy which wasn't true actually. -.- since when did I talk a lot about jy? I only mentioned her once. (denial, denial, denial...[he reacted instantly when Shi Yi said "Jia Ying") Hey, what instantly??? She was referring to our sms conversation where we sidetracked (as always) to why shi yi's fingers were short and stubby (cos she exercises it often =.= [if you exercise it often it should be longer, shouldn't it?]) then I was trying to get her to explain why ppl's fingers are long so I thought of jy since her fingers are longer wad. (If it's so difficult to understand, then I might as well have said wx)Shi Yi took out her 250 (think so) SJAB stickers and then started pasting it around. Around = us (and all the walls and the railings in the underground pass). Then she conspired with Wei Xuan to stick stickers on us (conspiring = me handing her stickers and letting her decide what she wants to do with them [besides, they were being so paranoid: even when I accidentally brushed against yantong's bag, she turned around and said, "You touched my bag! nope. i said "i felt you touch my bag"" It's not like I planted a bomb on it, you know) , and that was canvassing for Yan Tong to join her camp (sticking on me). Yan Tong is evil (universal fact) but not lame (fact just for that moment, haha, jk) and obviously did not join her (wow, haha). only way to not get tricked is to team up right? since ppl stick stuff on you then lie and say there's nothing? so you team and be honest then you dun get tricked right? unfortunately zx teamed with them and kept laughing cos i had a sticker on my hat which i somehow managed not to spot even though i took off my hat to look at it. which defeated the purpose of everything. at this point, i managed to stop saying stuff because 1) behold the power of awkward silences 2) was annoyed and decided that the only way to stop getting sjab stickers was to not care 3) started thinking about stuff instead of caring and thus stopped talking but to give zx credit he removed it for me later (i think)I wasn't teaming with them I was laughing at the two of them pathetically (ok, that is offensive) It is? trying to stick sth on you but didn't manage to (sure? :) Really? You stuck lots of stuff? Then maybe I didn't notice, which means that your next statement makes no sense. I noticed the sticker on your hat afterwards. (you saw us stick lots of stuff on her and didn't make a sound)

Ok we got there. Then went up, and down, through a maze of shops, and found the food court (finally).Yan Tong was saying my hair resembled Gideon's =.= Me and Shi Yi get the food, Wei Xuan gets the drinks and Yan Tong chops the table by lying on it (no lah, haha) (while I was getting the drinks and got root beer because I didn't know what else to get and when I went back, started talking to yantong about how mean and evil zx used to be [which is rich, coming from me, but nvr mind]). and i commented on how evilness can be not fun sometimes, now then you know (please lah, for god's sake) when ppl actually get annoyed hinthintsjabstickers=managedtomakeitnotfunhahahinthint Couldn't find a "cheap and good" store. Decided to stick to porridge (haha)(ew), and realised Wei Xuan bought root beer when I said I dun like root beer (Yantong originally wanted the root beer but I told her coke would give her more energy so she took the coke) (ok lah it was for Shi Yi who coincidentally didn't fancy root beer too (I hate root beer [Why? it's so nice...] as of now it's a universal fact, but when you are dying with nothing to drink, root beer is better than no beer (lol))). i couldn't finish root beer cos i already drank half the coke before shiyi exchanged with me Then Yan Tong was talking about Narnia and went on and on and then complained that she was doing all the talking and wasn't eating while we had almost finished (haha) (I did some talking too and ended up being the 2nd last to finish my century egg porridge [which zx doesn't like{he only had plain, old boring porridge}]) but shiyi seemed interested so i continued. wx helped to tell story too

Headed for the bus stop. Apparently the 966 on our side of the road comes directly from the other side of the road. The bus just u-turns (5 metres down the road) =.= Got on the bus, sat all the way at the back and went on about Narnia while Shi Yi was blowing bubble gum Yan Tong got from Thailand (whoops, Malaysia, sorry... =D=D=D) i can blow much bigger bubbles XD I can't T.T (Then zx was looking at my unmagnified and complaining about how useless and confusing it was while Shi Yi slept on Yantong's shoulder [or collarbone, which yantong said was the most sensitive part of the body]).nope i said was the most painful to get tattooed. and hee head kept moving forward after i managed to get it on my shoudler and off my collar bone resulting in me not sleeping but spending half my time pushing her head up 0.o I tot it was supposed to be nice when someone leans on your shoulder? (Yeah. But I thought you hate ppl leaning on you?) I said I hate ppl (re)lying on me Got to Shi Yi's house (where Shi Yi attacked me with Jackpot while I was figuring out how to close the gate [which was impossible]). Wanted to get my comics (which I previously lent) back. Then she forced us to drink soya milk and vitagen (ok lah, I was thirsty, so ty), and refused to let me out of her house refused to give me soya milk!!! but i got the vitagen out of my fridge myself and (one packet was expired) drank the unexpired one. but yakult's much better vitagen isnt sweet enough It has a weird texture and taste ( :] ) (it has a weird texture?) Sorta, and anw it's quite diff to suck it through the straw (because she said her house was so boring and there was nothing to do). So anyways, her mum came back and I had the chance to slip out (haha) (after hugging Jackpot, of course) . The was crossing the road when I saw... 963!!! Argh, Shi Yi! You caused me to miss my bus! So I waited and waited until the rest of them actually left (and after Yan Tong crossed the road (never wear specs, din see me, lol)) oh wow i didn't know? yeah I wanted to call you but my mouth opened and nothing came out, haha and finally a 966 (which I took in the opp. direction to Eunos MRT [after collecting/buying yt's guitar]) came (with 963 behind). Was quite upset when the 963 overtook my bus, but at least mine is way emptier.

(So after I took 966 [thanks to Shi Yi's direction], I got stuck next to the fat lady [not the statue of liberty] [who should be in the Biggest Loser {whose title isn extremely self-confident, isn't it?} {and I don't know why I always get stuck next to the fatties {not being fattist or anything}}] and ended up missing my stop because I closed my eyes just for a minute to rest and desperately pressed the button 10 times in a row {which ended up pissing everybody in the bus off because most of them were sleeping} but he kept driving till (S)till road and I had to walk all the way to Eunos MRT lugging the guitar.

On the MRT, I stood next to this couple and let them complain about how b*tchy somebody was, and I didn't stick all 250 stickers on my arms because: 1. its like a cast and you can't lift your arms properly 2. My 4th aunt would kill me and [she's kind of strict] 3. There are 43 stickers stuck randomly in East Coast and on {some ppl} so I'll stick it on at home, where my cousin was watching Naruto Shippuden on the laptop and I kept on spoiling the mood of the by playing "Love Story" on the guitar, while he was watching [with his mouth slightly open] about the climatic killing of a giant white snake mde up of smaller snakes by some sort of demonic pedophile) no the demonic pedophile (white faced, captures little children and has a seriously long tongue) was the summoner of the snake and two ppl were trying to kill it one of which is a pervert and has a huge frog, another which is a healer( punches very hard) and has a gigantic slug but the healer was stoning cos she was emo so only the frog pervert fought at first. (wrong episode; in that episode Orochimaru is absorbed by Sasuke, aged 16)

So yeah, that was probably all. My hands DO NOT feel smother Wei Xuan, they are way rougher (and colder) even after a bath and are full of cuts at the fingertips (oh no...) (mine are actually bleeding beneath the nail) im fine :)not fair, my fingertips are still a bit red. (its called sunburn) !!! It's so not sunburn you nut (it so is, you pineapple)

(Ok, this is so priceless [but entirely unrelated on East Coast Park] I had to put it here [it was on Sesame Street this morning {they were talking about changing the lyrics to Mary Had A Little Lamb}] :

Big Bird: "The letter of the day today is J!"

Pink Woman: "Jenny had a little lamb... that sounds wrong..."

Big Bird: "Jenny should be carrying smth that starts with J too!

So, what do you think, girls [two adorable little cupcakes (...) at his feet], what should Jenny have?"

Little Girl: "A Jackhammer"

Sesame Street is screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewed [In the end they had "Jenny had a lump of jam, lump of jam, lump of jam, wherever Jenny went, the jam was sure to jiggle" {...}]) i like:" Jenny had a jackhammer, jackhammer, jackhammer. Jenny had a jackhammer, it's handle two feet long. and everywhere that jenny went, jenny went, jenny went. everywhere that jenny went, the hammer smashed someone. I tot a jackhammer was some form of hammering drill?

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1929 (3160) no idea how many now but i didnt write much haha (4307) 0.o words as of here, is it longer than Wei Xuan's and Yan Tong's? Wanted to extend, but nvm...

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Monday, November 23, 2009

Hi,

(Stupid font) Anyways... Hi... Er... I dunno... Decided to post anyway, for no apparent reason, since I haven't done so in a while...

So here I am sitting in front of my comp typing this post while staring at Hatsune Miku at the top of my window (in the comp)... Part of the nifty little extras you get using Chrome... A bit limited though, this was the only one I liked, mainly cos of the colour scheme. Hatsune makes a nice extra to it. Go check if out yourself if you dunno who she is. You surely can't expect me to put a link here right? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vocaloid#Hatsune_Miku well I did, oh well...

My exams papers are still sitting there on my table, on top of my files, below my foolscap paper. And inside my foolscap paper are notes I written down for humanities which I didn't study, and makes me wonder why I wrote I down (note taking is fun!)... And another pile of files sits below my table, and I cannot understand why I am not putting it back to the shelf... Did my room just get smaller or something? And why is that cra*** font always changing???

Changed a background recently. A tropical palm leaf into a ice blue mountain that looks so fake and photoshop-ed... But I like it, so too bad... I would really want to be in such a place (sounds so unlike me), sitting on the top of the mountain (with my laptop of course). Then I'll be on facebook playing restaurant city and trading ingredients while freeze up there.

Argh... I'm bored... I'm sitting here waiting for my virus scan to finish scanning so I can sleep. Another 12% to go... Why is it that it's so slow when I'm not at the computer and so fast when I am??? I so hate anti-virus software, they lag the comp and rarely "catch" anything. 11% more... I could always make a trip to the toilet, brush my teeth, get a glass of water, feed my guinea pig, clear my table, off the lights, read the newspapers and when I'm done with all that, I would be able to sleep. The thing is I already finished all that (except the clearing table thing), making the previous statement totally redundant.

Next book I'm going to get "How to smell a rat" (metaphorically, duh). And I haven't finished the previous one yet. Oh no...

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Saturday, November 7, 2009

Hi,

(I realised I was posting in my own blog so I cut it over)

Ok, I'm getting bored clicking on "---Mo91o7" only to end up on the same page that has been dormant for weeks (other than the recent update). Looks like I have to do something about it.

Nothing much going on these few days, since theres no school anyways. Interesting (or not-so-interesting) events:

Internet breaking down
Yan Tong saying that I'm being unhealthy slacking throughout the holiday (I did not! hah!)
Drawing loci on my humanities essays (that was before the exams)
Realising I cannot bring myself to squish centipedes like how I did 8 years ago -.- (not that I wanted to anyway)
Realising that the time time taken for my dad to walk a whole round around Admiralty Park (taking photos and such) = Time taken for me to jog and walk 3.5 rounds around the whole place. Should have a physics equation for this.
Computer games are boring.
Started playing runescape again (hehe)

Random joke:

One day, a salesman was out golfing with a nun of their town to try and to tell her about a new air conditioning system that would benefit her convent. After lining up his put, he took a shot, missed, and said with annoyance “God dammit, I missed.” After hearing him say this, the nun advised him to watch his mouth, or god would strike him down. Not sharing the same beliefs, he pushes her comment aside and goes to pick up his golf ball. After some time, the two golfers ended up at the next putting hole and just like the first time, the salesman lined up his put, took the shot, and missed. Getting a bit angry this time, he exclaims, in a rather loud voice, “God dammit, I missed!” After her shock at hearing this for the second time, the nun curtly tells the man she is sure that if he said such an offensive thing again, the lord would strike him down. Turning towards her, he makes it quite plain that he thinks everything she is saying is complete baloney and that she should not be talking about his behavior when they were on a business outing. A bit shaken, they both arrive at the last hole. After precisely lining up his shot so he was sure he would not miss, the salesman taps the ball towards the hole. It was a beautiful shot, gliding right towards its target until a slight breeze blew it to the left, causing it to miss the hole by just an inch. Throwing his club down in fury, the salesman screams “GOD DAMMIT, I MISSED!” After his colossal outburst, a dark cloud emerges above the two golfers and a rumble of thunder makes the ground shiver. Suddenly, a huge bold of lightning comes down from the sky and strikes the spot where the nun is standing. After the cloud of smoke clears and only a small crater remains where nun had been standing, only moments ago, a huge, rumbling voice bellows from the sky, “GOD DAMMIT, I MISSED!”

I love the part about "only a small crater remains" hahahahahahahahahaha can you imagine it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUu-UuNcU-k&feature=related a bit overdue, but since I discovered it recently =.="

Got another 4 days of no school, and then we get our papers back, and hope that the situation wun be as ridiculous as the last episode of "your class or mine" (I think only Benedix would understand this). Dun forget to wish Mr Ng happy birthday on Monday, which is 2 days later, and I only realised that now, which means I wished him happy birthday 2 days in advance instead of two (oops...)...

More random quotes:

Obeliskos: By God, this part sounds like it was written by a human.

3volution: Beating men under my UMBRELLA ELLA ELLA EH EH EH UNDER MY UMBRELLA.

Pixel Bunnie: Love comes in all different shapes, sizes and colours; sometimes even with a rechargable battery.

Gillis: But meat tastes oh so delicious.
Lily Nicole: I'll bet yours does ;]

---: John is the best person you can get when watching movies. There was a scene when this guy was dying and the whole place was silent. And then in the midst of the silence he piped out: "Oh this guy is dead lor".

Jollyfrog

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Thursday, October 8, 2009

Hi all,

Finished reconstructing or rather gave our Da Vinci prototype a face lift... I used up lots of mounting tape T.T, which cost like 5 bucks for 1 metre plus??? Hello... I could buy 9 metres of wire with that... The quality is good lah, but I was just wondering whether we need so much, cos I keep getting confused over that extra piece of PVC we were supposed to add... So now I need velcro and blue cellophane (which my sister had but donated it to someone else...)

Had an uneventful day today, had only English and Bio, which passed so quickly... (Ms Tan will kill us if she knew we did almost nothing during the 1.5 hours we had... T.T) And then my hot dog bun got murdered, so I decided that having a drink for recess is still better than anything else since... nvm... Then had a relief teacher for Bio who thought we didn't know the basics (couldn't blame her) and everything she said seems to contradict with what Ms Ng said. Pouring plates, wearing gloves etc... But got released much earlier - like 45 mins?

Then had lunch and took a 963 with Shi Yi and Yan Tong, who were squabbling on the bus - as usual... They remind me of my sister actually, it's like having two of the same sister, who would then argue all day and leave me alone in peace (so not like what's happening now -.-)... Then Yan Tong was talking about me being a weird elder brother who doesn't annoy his sis? I dunno, why provoke a mentally unstable barbarian that clings on to you like a pest? T.T

Ms Chua hasn't returned our Humanities essay, so I probably am not gonna improve. I mean I dun even know if that essay is worth a mark or the shredder... Then the next one will probably end up in the wastepaper bin instead. And then my dad would be talking about me wasting his printer ink that he doesn't even use!!! Gwah... At least the deadline is extended... I think...

Probably gonna not continue writing...

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Hi all,

My blog is dead like I said, mainly because I am hating the blogskin after a while... Text so small and uninteresting... I get bored reading it myself... Have to wait till I get another one or make one myself, which is gonna be much much later...

Glad I have no homework today... Finished my humanities essay long ago like last last week when I told some people (not all) to do it and they were slacking, except for some very hardworking ones which I cannot remember. Honestly I wrote nonsense, and it totally doesn't fit in with what Ms Chua said today (Ok maybe it did somewhat, but that's not the point). Now I can wipe my leaky nose in peace (dun be an idiot and ask me what is leaking out... you think I like it???)...

Have Da Vinci tomorrow, and that dumb presentation which we have to do about our unfinished prototypes, or rather dismantled prototypes. And Matthew is expecting me to do all the cutting?! (and gluing and measuring and such) And then I'll be a clicking man tomorrow clicking the slides. And come to think of it I did the slides?! (wx -.- ...) And the worst part is I forgot the measurements of the table?! Gwah... Now what? Cut random sizes and hope that it fits? .....................

Shi Yi and Jia Ying!!! Stop trying to maroon me!!! Else I'll hate you two for life (not that I actually can T.T) Shoulda taken a photo of you two laughing, and labelled it "signs of being marooned". And Shi Yi stop spamming me...

Will stop here... ~~~

Jollyfrog

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