Friday, July 9, 2010
Hiyas again,
Ok I guess I'll write a part two for that. I suppose I'm more or less done with my stuff. I hope.
Ahem, now where did we stop? Ah, the can of abalone. Freak don't ask me which brand to get, just get the cheaper ones. Eh you what you doing, I said abalone, not narcissus mushrooms. But I suppose that will do too. Fine, gimme that. You, go grab the stools. You, go get the snacks. You, go get the drinks. You, go... get the dessert. And you go buy toto.
*place is set up for a party of some sort, no one seems to miss their previous supervisor*
Ok genelmen (mr brown show lol). The uncle opposite has agreed to let us watch free on his plasma tv, provided! *huge eyes stare* *someone's ice cream falls off the cone* Provided, we let him join the party! People, go grab another stool. Today, we shall dominate the entire left wing of the basement. No outside food or drinks allowed hor. Outside meaning nothing beyond the potted plant over there. Potted plant not included.
*nice movie screening*
*employees crunching on chips*
"yeow!" *someone bit his tongue*
"That was my potato chip! Take that!" *and smashes the other guy's face with a pack of batteries"
*Then... An eerie silence. Footsteps, the clopping of shoes along the tiled floor. A big burly man with sunglasses walks in their direction. The movie was paused, the man with the white uniform taking measured strides across their territory. He went past the potted plant (he knocked it down actually), and a bright light radiated from his chest. A closer glimpse at it revealed the words "security" on it. People panicked, fearing for their food. They hugged those dear to them (some guy was hugging the cashier counter) and even went to desperate measures to keep them safe (he swallowed the keys, choked, turned blue and fainted on the floor). Was the big guy going to bust them? Was this the end of the line for those who haven't struck jackpot yet?*
"I see, you have made yourself pretty comfortable here" his voice was deep and didn't sound friendly.
"Yes of course" *gulps* "erms... potato chips?" and smiled cheekily
*grabs potato chips and crushes the pack with his fist, the packet goes out like someone who had too much laksa the other day*
"Is there anything I can do for you?" *smiles*
"No there is not. I am here..."
*anxious stares from behind the counter* *medic brings in stretcher*
Now, what is going to happen next, I really have no idea. As readers you people will decide. Fine I know this isn't much of a part two but I do have homework to do. Oh and this was supposed to be posted yesterday, but my comp crashed, so yeah.
I do have a few suggestions, you could either make the security guy join in the fun, or you could let the security guy and his gang take over the supermarket and drive the happy people rolling in chips out. Of course it did be nice if someone else wants to write it.
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