ohnine oneohseven.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Hi, Im back w/ a venegeance :D
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Classmate analysis
Sry if this offends u 0.0
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Fangyi
= ........ silence is overrated .......
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Mukesh
= 1st 13-year old terrorist
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Jia Ying
= unwilling apprentice
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Gideon
= Figurative dancer
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Wei Xuan
= lazybum
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Matthew
= R21 content
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Gabriel
= human
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Samuel
= IT expert
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Ze Xuan
= 1st-degree murderer
.
Kai Hern
= Slow Speaker
.
Yaazhini
= Netball Vampire
.

Shi Yi

= Queen of Evil

Yan Tong

= (insert suitable description here)

Jing Wei

= .........hm............

Chelsea

= Tsubasa & Warriors Worshipper

Yong Kuan

= (see Fangyi)

Jaewoong

= Looks chubby......

Frederick

= Human

Jun Yang

= Lee Kuan Yew

Masaki

= Unsullied

Benedix

= NC 16 content

Manish

= Funny

Tong Lin

= Reminds me of Christmas

- Analytical Laughter

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Monday, April 27, 2009

Hi all,

(Blue for laughing uncontrollably about Hot Wheels bowls)

Hmm... The blog is going dead ever since me and Wei Xuan got our own blogs... So someone has to contribute some stuff right??? Ok, I volunteered myself...

Lemme introduce a very exciting game to all of you random people who are viewing this post... (For those who do not find humour in randomness, please skip this paragraph) It's called the random game where you take turns to spout random stuff... Yay... (I don't know why, maybe the side effects of laughing too much about the Hot Wheels bowl*...)

Done chinese, doing maths, forget about english... I mean how am I going to do that freaking worksheet now especially when I should be sleeping, when I need to be sleeping, when I want to be sleeping**?!?! Another thing is, why am I doing maths now?!?!?! I don't have to do it but I'm doing it...

Ok, never mind, lemme continue my maths... Then I can sleep, finally!!! Yawn... Hey, it's only 9.30pm, but who cares... Sleep is important... If you don't believe me, ask Wei Xuan...

*See my blog
**8.75 hours of sleep is required for a typical 12-year old like me (for now)***
***If you are not 12, don't read this...

Jollyfrog

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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Hallo,

Darlings...
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I haven posted on the blog fr..like....few weeks?
Anyway this blog is so dead..........
Im gonna talk about lame things.

Enjoy :D
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Ma xiao Tiao

I KNOW, should be studyin insted

of doing this bloggy thingy. But i

plan in skippin 9 o'clock drama. Don like

it anyways .________.

Im veri scared

bout tomorrows test. Later its /100 and

there are 50 QUESTIONS.

"Aiyah, just relax. Fail is fail lor."

-___________-

Im also pretty sick of my inner consciousness.

"No, you're not"

Shut up.

I promised to be more hardworking in Chinese.

"You couldnt even be bothered to type out 马小跳 in Chinese"

I SAID SHADDUP!

Bio Stuff

Announcement fr Bio Remedial.

Bio Remedial 2morrow will be in the cookery Lab

(next to dry lab)

from 12 pm - 1:30 pm

EAT UR BREAKFAST.

"As it anybody could see this so late.

You are totally useless"

To say my conscience is annoying would be the

understatement of the century.....

Bio Assignment 2

On Wed

In classroom from (around) 2:30

If classroom occupied, go to Cookery Lab

Note: THERE IS NO DA VINCI

Actually, she pushed back deadline by nearly 1 week...

I hope she wont penalise our marks

-Trebuchet Laughter

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Saturday, April 18, 2009

to all higher chinese students, who knows wu lao shi email? because i need to send our chinese story to him, and obviously, dont have it. another thing, yaazhini did you know that when i log on msn you keep sending me random advertisements inapporpraite for ppl our age? as in you are offline but it happens so some website/software is making use of your hotmail. take note.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Hi, all u ppl

Went in mukesh's place fr counselling...

Do we really need to blow this thing up?

"Blow Mukesh up."

"107 will be so much happier."

"Not."

Joel totally spoilt my plan to convince Mukesh

to go for counselling...but I doubt he believed

that the counsellor is a pork butcher O.o

What a pathetic trip to the Science Centre...

NO MCDONALDS

NO BUYING WHATEVA STINKY STUFFAS

"You have no $ anyways..."

WHAT A BORIN TALK

Nearly gt scolded fr making a...cariacature of zx :D

"zx's evil eye is worse than mr yee's...*gulp*"

Though i must say the virus exhibit is ok....

Though fr some reason i was really pa(i)ssed off.

I think it was zx or Matthew...

"zx"

Then I said somethin horrible...

Horribly sick to Benedix...

Becuz I was feeling so.....negative

So sry...

"UR GETTIN CORRUPTED"

-Tarnished Laughter

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

doing a quiz which everyone seems to bbe doing :)
1.Besides your lips, where is your favorite spot to get kissed?
er i dun like being kissed on lips. cheek i suppose
2.How do you feel when you woke up this morning?
sleepy
3.Who was the last person who you took picture with?
my brother prob. or my mum
4.Would you consider to be spoiled?
no
5.Would you ever donate blood?
yup.
6.Do you have a good friend of an opposite sex?
yup.
7.Do you want someone dead?
nope.
8.What does your last text msg says?
er... try again another day
9.What are you thinking of right now?
question8
10.Did you wish someone was with you right now?
nope.
11.When did you go to sleep last night?
10 +pm
12.Where did you bought your t-shirt that you are wearing right now?
free from bukit panjang big walk
13.Is someone on your mind right now?
mum. wondering if she will comeback and catch me using com at dinner table
14.Who was the last person who texted you?
dad
15.People tagged to do this quiz?
( seating arrangement! no including those already taken)
1.ze xuan
2.matthew
3.jiaying
4. umm manish?
5.yaazhini
6.chelsea
7.gideon
8.yongkuan
9.benedix
10.joel
16.Who is number two(matthew) having a relationship with?
dunno dun care
17.Is 3 (jiaying)a female/male?
female
18.If 7(gideon) & 10 (joel)gets together will it be a good thing?
errrr no?
19.What is number 1(zexuan) study about?
uh math i think
20.Is number 4(manish) single?
in real life yes.
in the class family tree, yes i think.
21.Say something about number 5(yaazhini).
high voice?
22.What do you think of number 3 (jiaying)& 6 (chelsea)together?
uh not good
23.Describe number 9(benedix).
err loud and sometimes annoying?
24.What will you do if number 6 (chelsea)& 7 (gideon)fight?
run away
25.Do you like number 8(yongkuan)?
err same as wx, ok i suppose

physics alien

*All "blah"s are what i think.

U know, like inner sakura in Naruto?

Hi everybody,

Posting...

"Finally..."

I feel much happier...

But zx is depressed :D

"Sadistic"

I wanted to catch Yk to talk abt Maths

but then he boarded the bus.

"Only becuz you were too lazy to run."

After a very interesting combo of buses.

Then we were talkin about the sizes of the place where

you sit on {PWUSO}. Apparently, mine was 67meters wide...

hm...then it became 100 picometres = 0.1 nanometers?

Then waste disposal would be a bit uncomfortable :D

"Pervetic"

Jollyfrog was so tired...he's been so tired he sleeps

without his specs.

"And it looks really funny"

"Evil me"

-Inner Laughter

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Hi all,

Funny day, boring day, crazy day, irritaing day... It's so hard to describe today...

Mentoring, counselling session, or rather brainwashing... The 'world' crashed to the ground a few times... Eating, drinking, breathing - all part and parcel of daily life...

Really... Where's the sarcasm gone?

Chinese, chinese and chinese... How delightful... Poems, newsapapers, homework... Not much variety...

A break... A cup of milo... A cup of ice after the milo is gone... An empty cup after I ate all the ice... An empty hand after getting rid of the cup...

Chem lessons... Explosions... Tests... Where did the fun go? Tutorial, piece of cake (or pie)... Finshed even before he told us to do it... Nucleons... Nucleus... Protons... Neutrons... Electrons... Positive... Negative... I see 'P's and 'N's all over the screen...

Math... The battle with graphs has ended... Result - frogs: 1 ; graphs united: 0... New chapter, new topic, new fustrations... It's giving me a headache, although this doesn't happen often...

Lunch... A meal... A round one, not a square meal... Ice lemon tea, but where did the ice go? Got sabo-ed for the 'Hyde park' thing by the Gavel club... The girl working the shift was begging me not to strike my name off... I did so anyway...

Then Shi Yi left... Wei Xuan left... Where did they go? Jia Ying dissappeared somewhere even though her bag was still here... Loneliness... Misery... Boredom... Felt alone in the canteen waging war against the new math mob on the piece of paper... Outnumbered... 1000 to 1... Surrendered and packed it into my file...

The bus... 198 after 198... 963 after 188 after 196... Not a 7 in sight... But it came... eventually... Exhaustion(don't know for what reason)... Tiredness... Boredom...Lost the fun element in my life...

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Going to save the class blog from death by copying this post over...

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End of blog...

End of line...

End of life...

(Ooh... I found the fun element, let's hope it's the correct one...)

Labels: jollyfrog's posts

Thursday, April 9, 2009

yay i like the number seven. nothing to do with the song seven things i just like it bcos its odd, but a rather big number. anyways, since the start of school year i have learnt:

1: I hate to be bribed

2: i feel guilty when i do pointless things

3: i don't like being told secrets

4: im rather stubborn( sometimes) and rather easy to persuade ( sometimes)

5: I don't always do what i tell myself to do (e.g. buy a drink-- then I'll tell myself forget it...=.=)

6: I can't help being evil

7: I hate awkward silences, or instances where there are ppl beside me, who I know, but im not talking to him/her. unless im thinking.

physics alien

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

We will be having our class photo-taking session tomorrow in the library during mentoring session.

We will go back to class after flag-raising and proceed to the library as a class at around 8:10am.

For the photo-shoot,

we’ll be doing something spontaneous, informal and fun shoot.

Creatively and visually number yourselves from 1-23… Not too small ...

You can write on your palm or on piece of cut-out heart shape with number on it..etc..

Pls tell them to bring the smile thanks…..That’s all

Therefore, each of us will be in charge of 1 number as below.

Please help to contact/remind your classmates who have not seen this email/notice .

Name	Number
Baskaran Mukeshwaran	1
Benedix Sim Kuan Loon	2
Choi Jaewoong	3
Chong Kai Hern	4
Chue Wei Xuan	5
Fong Shi Yi	6
Frederick Liew Yong Lun	7
Gabriel Lim Jia Wei	8
Gideon Lee	9
Khwang Jia Ying	10
Loo Yan Tong	11
Manish Reddy Vuyyuru	12
Masaki Muraoka	13
Neo Jing Wei	14
Ng Yong Kuan	15
Ong Jian Chun Matthew	16
Ong Ze Xuan	17
Poon Chen Yi	18
Samuel Zhipeng Wang	19
Tan Jun Yang	20
Teo Tong Lin	21
Wang Fangyi	22
Yaazhini	23

Heeeelllooooooo,

Wher has the creativity gone?

Now were just copying?

{well nt me lah jus jollyfrog}

That sux....

Stinks...

Reeks....

Ranks...

and any other word u can find

that represents my chagrin.

So fine! Ill copy my posts over...never.

And I don care if my blog has some kind

of virus. Im not copying over!

-Indignant Laughter

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Hi all,

(Copied over from my blog because some people insisted on it)

Changed the colour of my blog again after realising that many people have severe esophoria... Also realised that my father's keyboard is officially malfunctioning again (so there wasn't anything wrong with me yesterday), so I have to use my laptop instead... Very very troublesome...

We were at the bus-stop today when a 197 came (and a 97 followed behind). So we boarded the 97 (more empty), and realised after a while that Joel and Gabriel were at the back of the 197. We were sitting at the front of the 97 which was behind their bus, then we started taking pictures, and I found out that I was taking a photo of myself by accident...

Almost got marooned at Popular... Don't know why I'm so nice as to follow them (Wei Xuan, Shi Yi and Jia Ying) even though I knew they were going to maroon me... Then they made a lame excuse and bought a packet of markers... And I paid for it... (Sigh...)

At least I caught up with them, they were hiding at the lift lobby... And then they tried to shake me off... I got fed up and left... (Also realising that they were following behind...) Then for some reason or another, I decided to get off at Bukit Batok... (Don't ask me why, it's just so...)

Just finished my Chinese homework... Graphing (mathematics only) is so easy... Gabriel seems to be having a hard time... Not going to Popular anymore... (I mean it this time, I hope...)

The jolly frog

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Sunday, April 5, 2009

HIHI,

Feels like a long time that I posted here...

The feeling is weird :D:

Nostalgia always makes me cry

*sniffle*

*sob*

Injured my right hand at Art Camp becuz

I touched hot charcoal by mistake. Now i have

a blister...WAAHHH

Mus go and get my superman plaster...

*sniffle*

How am i gonna do my hw?? Omg somebody

help me~~~~

Many thanks to fangyi and Ze Xuan who

taught me the blogskin :D. [but i might change

at end of this year but well see :P]

-Nostalgic Laughter

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Saturday, April 4, 2009

Hi all,

Apparently, I have created my own blog, well, it was nice to do so anyway...

Click on the following link to access it. (Still in the midst of mantainence)

http://thejollyfrog.blogspot.com/

You won't see me posting around so much anymore, (-_-)...

The jolly frog

NOTE: End of the 'a lot of posts era' for the blog because me and weixuan have our own blogs now... (Maybe I should copy my posts over?)

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Now hav my own blog...

But it sux so~

http://laughinghappiness.blogspot.com/

-Seraphim Laughter

Friday, April 3, 2009

Hi all,

Feel disgusted today after 2 (or maybe 3 things).

1. Wei Xuan made a very weird concoction out of ice lemon tea and ice chocolate. Then he added in soil, dead leaves, twigs, while the lemon was still inside... Then he took photos of it...

2. Matthew was sticking his DS in his pants and looked disgusting.

3. Can't remember...

CCA was fun. We did flash and made a weird person walk. I feel like putting my sister photo on the person.

(Not typing much today because my irritating sister is next to me, behaving like a supervisor)

The jolly frog

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Hello...

Art Club...

Art Camp...

The pathetic teacher was so annoying

Wanted to know y we didn want to go fr Art Camp...

Gave us the c*r*a*p / s*h*i*t that it was compuslory~~~

~~I felt like smashing the giant canvas over her head~~

~~And splashing paint over her stupid face~~

~~Use the crayons to make her look like Ronald Mcdonald~~

... but that wouldn be nice :P ...

Durin Lunch, i ate too much chilli and started

to um...leak mucus .______. ...begged

jollyfrog to get me ice Lemon Tea :P

After everybody rejected the ice chocolate

[that i bought after my ice lemon tea]

me [and sis] made the most delicious drink eva!

Though some ungrateful people wouldn drink *hmph*

I took a pic of it w/ my phone

I have a future as a bartender...

Nature's Martini [nt good w/ names -_-"]

Ingredients:

Chocolate
Ice Lemon Tea
Ice
Lemon
Few pieces of grass [=mint]
A long stick [=straw]
Some compost [=chocolate topping]
A giant leaf [=umbrella thingy]
2 rocks [=Dry ice for decoration]
Wood chipping [=solid chocolate]
2 ants and a spider [=chocolate flakes]

1+2.....+11 = HEAVEN* [or hell :P]

*correct ans is 66 and heaven is associated with 66 :P [hell is 9]

-[still] Confectionary Laughter

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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Hi all,

It was a very irritating day today because of 2 reasons:

Yan Tong stole my cup of ice even after I gave her a huge block of it (curse your alien!!!)...
Shi Yi and Jia Ying marooned me again and left on the train...

Let me emphasise on the second one first because I am REALLY VERY ANGRY with them (again).

Ok, I took 197 with Shi Yi and Jia Ying, who were busily chatting while I did my maths tutorial... Then when we got off, Shi Yi (as usual) was scheming something behind my back. Then she made an excuse to go Popular and kept trying to shake me off. Unfortunately it seemed that they wouldn't leave without having some fun, so I pretended not to notice and they left (again)... And then me (being a nice person) thought they wouldn't be so mean as to leave on the next train so I waited for a while before calling, and then, well, you know what happened...

Then Yan Tong stole my cup of ice during lunch (no fair!), even after giving her such a big chunk stuck together that couldn't really fit in her big fat mouth. (I gave the lemon to Yaazhini who enjoyed eating it) Then Jia Ying was laughing at me trying to get my ice back...

Nothing nice really happened today except for the fact that I finished all my homework (which seemed impossible), except for the chinese worksheet (which seemed impossible to do).

(Feeling like posting the whole thing in red, but it wouldn't be nice)

NOTE: I'm so not going to Popular again unless it's a nice sunny day OR I am feeling happy OR I really need to buy something...

NOTE: I'm so not letting Yan Tong near my cup of ice should I buy ice lemon tea tommorow...

The (upset/angry/dissapointed/irritated/seriously depressed) frog

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Hello,

Today...

Was...

A CADBURY DREAM!!!

Kept humming the stoopid song from the advertisement [that i like :P]...

Wonder what their house is made of...

(: ~~~Yummy, Yummy, soon to be in my tummy~~~ :)

I saw very scary pics of "real" mermaids but i don wanna

show u becuz its really disgusting and it would

creep u out fr life...do u think mermaids eat cadbury? :P

Poor jollyfrog lost his cuppa ice today...

Why did he drink ice lemon tea? Should drink Milo

[made from Cadbury Chocolate :P]

Then i gave some of my ice-cream

[which happened to be chocolate {CADBURY CHOCOLATE}]

to yantong...
a

I am a devoted chocaholic.

[They should make a new movie...confessions of a chocaholic :P]

Did the "choco priest movement" with jollyfrog's cup of ice

after putting the beautifully deformed lemon

[Vampire's fault shes tryin to be vegetarian and suckin natural fruit juice]

inside~~~~

Then the ice flew everywher...

- Confectionary Laughter

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Say Hello to my world [O.O]

All u retards out ther,

WELCOME...

TO...

THE....

MOST....

FANTASTIC...

BLOG POST~~~!!!
[how pathetic]

Though it can be pretty serious on April Fools' day.
Some ppl don take warnings seriously...
And they end up like Jolly frogs...
165 of'em learning to be aquatic near Hawaii

In 1946, people assumed that the news of a coming
tidal wave was a joke, and 165 people died.
The tsunami was consequently named "April Fool's day Wave"
Scary, isn it?

Mr Lim also pulled a fast one...panic when i didn get
History Paper...but then gt ?/20 :D... MUAHAHAHAHA!

>_________________________________<

Missed out 1 entry in the journal fr
aerospace camp but [somehow] I had 1 EXTRA entry?
Mr Yee said i used Diagrams to represent my feelings..
Simply: "U LIKE TO DRAW STUFF"

Strangely, today we talked about differences
between stereotypes of males and females.
I noticed Mr Yee was not so talkative but Mrs Chui
mattered on like some oxygen-deprived person...

Reminds me of Matthew playin Truth and Dare...

Bottle onli pointed to me once YEA!!

No interestin stuff in the obituaries..
I sound VERY morbid~~~hm~~~~
Dunno why but im turning less..happy????
We'll see.....

P.S. Check ur email fr some stuff bt attire 2morrow...

P.P.S. If u don like the archives pls tell me

ill change it back :)

~Debonair Laughter

[SRY bt the new font but i like it]

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Hi all,

Nothing much happened today. So I don't know why I'm typing this...

I just checked my email, and apparently they want us to wear our house T-shirts tommorow (!?!?!?!?!?!)... Then it was followed by another email from that guy's classmate stating that he was sending us an April's Fool joke (-_-)

Then we played truth or dare during lunch with matthew asking disgusting questions or us doing disgusting stuff... Then he asked me a question about who I liked (erm... sensitive question, I cannot answer that)... I left halfway without replying, and then matthew was stalking me all the way back to class to the extent of begging me to tell him?!?!

After that we went back to class for Da Vinci and well, most of us were greeting Mr Yee 'good night' (-_-)... Then we had the shortest Da Vinci ever and we left at 2pm... (Except for some people like Jia Ying who didn't do (hahahaha)(oww...))Shi Yi and Yan Tong were rushing like mad to take a 963 (-_-)...

NOTE: Miss Chew has made some admendments to some questions in Example 36, so please check your email...

The jolly frog

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argh anybody know how to do the (x-1)y squared-y-x or smth like that in assignment three? and come to think of it a lot of other questions too... argh why must factorisation be so hard??? also, must we do the chinese thingy for dou hao? he nvr mention but almost every friday... and wad are the rules this time?

argh today i sat 963 with shi yi ( both of us ran though i was faster) and we ended up at some seat right at the end of the bus.

anyway, somewhere near our stop, some ppl from assumption pathway school ( according to shi yi ) boarded. the first thing was, i finally realised how irritating we were in 197 when the 6 of us took together ( chelsea, wei xuan, jia ying-amylase-, shi yi, ze xuan and me) bcos one guy behind me was laughing extremely loudly.

then ermm they started being weird. i overheard "couple" and "love" ( twice). ok the scene was: a big grp of ppl who know each other. some boys sitting at back, one in the middle seat. a girl sitting at the seat directly infront, the outer seat ( later change to standing in front of the middle boy) and another boy sitting at the seat directly infron of the girl.

anyways, the middle boy then suddenly grabbed the girl's shirt(??) and started singing: nobody wanna see us together, money don't matter, no...... ok i was obviously bewildered, because he grabbed her collar? she then grabbed HIS collar and jerked away. ok so they are violent. nothing much about it. just that the shirt she was wearing appeared to be PE and had a wide collar. the girl seemed quite angry, and i suppose thats normal too. throughout the trip, althoughi wasnt really paying attention, i could hear noises and saw some violence from girl to middle boy that indicated they were still disturbing her.

then i heard" hey its white!" ermmm i suppose this could mean anything, but hearing their laughter, and remembering the boy's previous actions, i kind of jumped to a weird conclusion. and im trying to forget it bcos its kinda sick...... ok i won't mention it. but im just glad ( i think they were sec 1 too) this kind of thing doesn't happen in our school. it just seems so wrong? (even though its not really related) I mean im evil, but i stick to a few rules: 1. always have integrity 2. never be vulgar unless in horrible situations 3.don't intrude too much in others' private affairs. and argh its just that if my conclusion was right ( and i hope not) then its just so morally wrong. i dunno.

and sorry jiaying for not waiting for you but i had to grab the opportunity: released at 2 so early, sure got seats on 963 wad. right? i wasn't trying to be evil on purpose. yup.

7 facts abt today:

1. matthew is very good at bothering ppl till they tell him stuff
2. gideon seems rather aloof to matthews continual teasing, etc. of him
3. jiaying and shiyi are mad ( were laughing a lot and running away from me, weixuan, gideon, and yongkuan just bcos they sms each other who they like..... =.= but htey couldn't out run me)
4. weixuan is very kind( shared his soya bean milk with me!!!!)
5. axes are dangerous
6. truth or dare is a lame but entertaining game ( lame bcos ppl hardly answer truth well)
7. 106 girls are growing to like the fitness corner

Physics alien [added fr Yantong by ~laughter]