1. History Repeated itself and i was walking on the grass and he said "Why r u walking on the grass when thers a pavement?" So i hurriedly stepped of it [*ahem* joel *ahem*]
   
2. I realized that i am a moron cuz i don know how put to on one of those strappy things u do fr books [that Dopadcel uses].
   
3. BORING IDEAS!!! [but then Shi Yi was acting like a frog, then Yantong pressed her cheeks when they were inflated and Shi Yi ended up sraying amylase everywher....
   
4. Then we gt to subject of assholes????? Note: NOW i know the diff between anus and rectum!!!! [u can ignore this]
   
5. Thanks to ze xuan, who is obviously to dense to sit on a lily pad [and had a stroke falling off], told me my 1st tree was wrong so i RE DID THE WHOLE THING, AND DO U KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS W/OUT A MOUSE????
   

My family could probably be dysfunctional??? I have a really good Drama story to go with this...[OUR STORY SOUNDS LIKE ULTIMATUM AND RED THREAD WHOOHOO!!!]

Memories and Lies Number of episodes: 20 sounds suitable... Source of inspiration: Yi wu fan gu [frgt english name]

Yazzhini has two twins with her husband, Benedix. they live in poverty but are happy and contented. Benedix is retrenched and commits suicide. Yazzhini abandons her two children on the steps of the orphanage, believing that they will lead a better life in the orpahanage.

40 years ago, Yan Tong's husband, joel, died in WWII, leaving behind
her. then she makes a discovery, she is pregnant. She brings up Yazzhini single-handedly.

Ze Xuan is a successful lawyer and Gideon lives in his shadow. Gideon feels jealous and aspires to be better than Ze Xuan within a year, despite using underhand methods.

Gideon's wife, Jia Ying, loves children, and adopts Wei Xuan and Shi Yi. After growing up, they want to search for their birth parents...

Gideon soon realizes that his hand is shaking, and his doctor belives it is motor neuron disease. Gideon's movement soon detoriates and he has to be wheelchair bound and faces losing all that he fought for, forever...

This made me laugh, though this story is actually much shorter that i would like.

Story no. 2!!!!!

Golden Pheonix
No.of episodes: 30
Source of Inspiration: Flaming Butterfly

When she was 8, Huang xiaofeng’s mother, Ziling died after becoming pregnant. Ziling’s lover shunned all responsibility, causing her to commit suicide by setting fire to herself. Young Xiaofeng watched helplessly as her mother died. 15 years later, her father, successful businessman Huang Yuan, is at a loss. He has a mountain of debt, and his business associate, Hu Wensui, has stabbed him in the back.

Xiaofeng has always been childhood friends with Wensui’s only son, Weide. They lost contact after Weide moved to Australia. Huang Yuan makes use of their relationship and pleads with Wensui, who was kept in the dark. Wensui flies into a rage and forbids Weide to marry Xiaofeng, even suing Huang Yuan. It is too much for Huang Yuan. He sets fire to Wensui’s factory but accidentally dies in the flames. Xiaofeng suddenly becomes an orphan. She blames everything on Wensui and wants her revenge.

Weide, seeing how despondent she is, comforts her and marries her secretly. Wensui has no choice but to accept her. Weide’s younger sister, Wenya, is extremely cold to Xiaofeng and deliberately tries to cause misunderstandings between Xiaofeng and Wensui and Weide. Xiaofeng confronts Wenya, only for the two of them to get into a scuffle. Xiaofeng is pushed down a flight of stairs and it is revealed: she was pregnant and had a miscarriage. Wensui admits to Xiaofeng that he was Ziling’s lover. This only spurs Xiaofeng to take her revenge.

Wenya gets into trouble for taking drugs under peer pressure. Xiaofeng passes by and instead of helping Wenya, betrays her. Wenya is dragged to the police station and incarcerated. Wensui suspects Xiaofeng has something to do with it but cannot say anything.

Soon, Wensui’s company loses a huge amount of money. It is in fact all Xiaofeng’s doing. Wensui contracts depression and stays at home all day, refusing to go to work. One day, there is a blackout and candles are lit. When Weide leaves the house after arguing with his father, he accidentally knocks over a candle, which sets fire to a curtain. The fire rapidly spreads and burns Wensui to death. The only unharmed object is a portrait of a phoenix…

Soon Wensui’s company goes downhill due to Weide’s poor management. Weide’s mother, Baozuan, chases Xiaofeng out of the house after an argument. Baozuan dips into her own personal funds and helps Weide tide over the crisis. Baozuan forces Xiaofeng to sign a divorce paper so that Weide can retain all his money. Xiaofeng refuses to sign it and infuriates Baozuan so much that she has a stroke. She is rushed to hospital and becomes paralyzed. She later dies of a heart attack when she receives news that Xiaofeng and Weide have divorced.

Xiaofeng begins to buy shares at rock-bottom prices and Weide, due to his feelings for Xiaofeng, can only shrug his shoulders helplessly as his company falls apart. Weide declares bankruptcy and Xioafeng’s job is complete.

5 years down the road and Weide has become a pathetic beggar, stuffing his mouth with the rubbish in the streets. In his simple mind, the owner of Golden Pheonix restaurant gives him free food everyday. He slowly regains his memory and the mystery Samaritan encourages him to get a job. He makes out a career for himself as a small businessman. He resumes his search for Xiaofeng and is astounded to discover his savior is in fact Xiaofeng.

Xiaofeng is now a widow with a five-year old son. Her husband, a chef, died in a restaurant accident when he tried to stop the owner committing arson to claim insurance as business was bad. Xiaofeng takes over and whips up one delicious dish after another. Xiaofeng feigns indifference and pretends not to know Weide. Weide suspects Xiaofeng’s son, Xiaoqiang, is in fact his son but Xiaofeng denies it.

ENJOY!!!

-Chronological Laughter / Dramatising Laughter

• A nephew: Wei Xuan
• A niece: Shi Yi
• A brother: Giddeon (hahahahahaha)
• A sis-in-law: Jia Ying (HAHAHAHAHA)
• erm... Ok Yan Tong is Shi Yi and Wei Xuan's grandma (-fell of the seat laughing-)
• I made Joel the grandpa (-having a stroke-)

(Recovered after stroke)

NOTE: I met Joel on the MRT after Shi Yi, Yan Tong and Jia Ying left so they might not know about it...

I cannot stop laughing typing this, better stop for now...

The frog on the lily pad (Dopadcel)