Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Dunno why, but I'm kind of in a "sick of everyhting and dun want to do anything mood" which you sometimes get during holidays? like you're bored of old stuff, but dun want to do new stuff either. a bit like too lazy to make yourself happy. which is seriously screwed. all i want to do is watch TV or anime since they're pretty much thte same thing, just sit there and let com/TV do all the work.
I think it started after i watched new moon with pri sch frens ( i know, usually i wouldnt have anything to do wiht th etwilight saga but they wanted to watch and it was an excuse for going out) then i had quite a lot of fun, and I started remembering all the fun times in pri sch ( not to say sec shc isn't fun) and then the friends i made in pri sch, and basically well mentally distracting myslef from sec sch since i wasn't thinking about it. i mean, how do i say this? not like i dun like sec sch or anything, just wasn't thinking about it, and it kind of became well furthur away from reality than it should be to me? ok nevermind hard to explain.
might not be myself for a while, currently feeling aimless and bored, and kicking around the soccer ball woyuld help, except my mom doesnt allow it since she's afraid I'll break stuff. truth be told i nearly broke some lamp yesterday, luckily the glass panel only fell out instead of breaking. aww man but i dun want to go practise in the lift landing if i do my neighbours will come out to play with me and i just want to play alone... and i might kick the ball downstairs. maybe i can disobey higher authority... or try to put smth to protect the lamp? suggestions?
anyway, weird mood was how i pissed zx off via sms. but then again, zx gets pissed so easily... or maybe it was me being pessimistic. I think because i was in the weird mood of "pri sch was so fun" so was easily influenced and then jy was being pessimistic on the phone ( can't blame her, with a life
like that) and then i got pessimistic too. quite surprised shiyi didn't get pissed too since i was being all pessimistic on her too. I can't help it when im feeling down... anw, about Santa Claus and magic:
lets ignore science and proceed with the theory of Santa Claus has magic.
so,
1. Santa poaches some reindeer ( humans can, so why can't he) and bewitches them to fly
2. super-effecient elves sort out letters from children, and gaze into their crystal balls to decide if they've been good, and compile the list of presents and children.
3. Santa's sack of presents is not, in fact, filled with presents, but its instead a portal through which presents can teleport. ( something like a wormhole made to work for him, except that's impossible so meanwhile lets stick to magic)
4. On Christmas Eve, on the stroke of midnight ( this is relative to each country, so by this i mean for each respective country) he sets up a time stop over the country, and proceeds to deliver his presents leisurely
5. he keeps in contact with his elves through telepathy (incredibly long-ranged phone if you want) and they teleport him his presents at the right times.
And let's end off with some chinese joke i found pretty funny, and my amateur translation:
A neighbour (dunno why they didn't just give a name) went to a photo booth near the market to take a half-body picture of herself. after she had taken the photo, she waited for the photo to automtically develop.
she picked up the photo and glanced at it, before screeching in horror and shock, "Oh my God! i look like a monkey in this photo!"
Just then, a middle aged woman behind her coolly responded, " i'm sorry miss, that's mine. You still have to wait 5 minutes for yours.
In case you want to rate my translation, or just want the chinese version, here it is:
邻居去市场附近拍快照的亭子拍半身照。她拍了照，便等着照片自动冲洗出来。
他拿起照片一看，惊叫道：“我的天，我照得像只猴子！”
这时，后面有个妇人冷冷地说：“小姐，对不起，那是我的，你的还要等五分钟。”
XD
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