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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Happy holidays, to whoever you are! Remember, that Santa Claus you see in the mall? He's a DUMMY. Go steal his 10-cent birthday presents. He won't find. And when your parents take you to see him, say he's a big, fat ugly guy and pull his beard. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Happy Holidays, to whoever you are! Remember, Santa Claus knows you've been good people, and he'll reward you with blessings. So next time you see a Santa at the mall, wave at him. Spread the spirit of Christmas people. Presents aren't that important.
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Yuletide greetings to one and all! Come drop by Elm's store for some of the best pre-christmas deals in the summer(-.-)! Enjoy our fake, styrofoam snow and the wonderful christmas lighting (this is when the place blacks-out)
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I've always hated those commercials. What about you?

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