░“Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.”
i am a genius retard
Monday, March 9, 2009

Hi,

This is something i anyhow cooked up if u like math (cause i like algebra.

Anyway, jus bcause i didn know the question, Ms. Chew complained that i

didn listen in class [WHAT ?!? {pls expand this i think ull die}])

Today I am (5+1+1+15+12)% = 34% irritated. (i was pretty angry yesterday so the percentage should be lower)

Prime factors:
  1. Ms Chew (read above) 5%
  2. Yan tong's (not really lah her umbrella is irriating) + being slightly bossy? 1%
  3. Everybody gt higher than me in History! 1%
  4. My father still isn repiring my broken camera... (sry 4 is nt a prime D:) 15%
  5. I think im addicted to blogging 0%
  6. My mother thinks im ignoring my aunt in china. 12%

Today is 1% more fun!

Prime factors

  1. It was raining today! (this can be related to irritating factor no.2 so 0%)
  2. Dopadcel has very funny posts-too bad my life is so boring. 1%

Today i am feeling 7% pensieve (hah! English is so chim)

Prime factors

  1. My mother is scared of butterflies as they contain the souls of dead people (i cant be bothered to do the reference seacrh urself) 5%
  2. I finished wriring my 5th drama story! YEA! 2%

Today i am feeling 10% laughable.

Prime factors

  1. New 7 o'clock show after 2morrow today last episode. 2%
  2. Somethin funny happened at the MRT.g 8%

Today i am feeling 1% apologetic

Prime factors

  1. Sry Yantong fr ur umbrella! 1%

Today i am feeling 1% more idealistic.

Prime factors

  1. I came w/. a good idea (look below)

Today my happiness ratio is: -16%

-5% to 5%: Neutral

5% to 50%: Happy

50%> : Mentally crazy optimistic. Usually quite impossible in Singapore.

-50% to -5%: Depressed / Emo

-50%<: Suicidal. GO see a counsellor.

From now, i think ill post my happiness ratio everyday. Now nobodycan beat my no. of posts (HAHAHA [except dopadcel 4 posts a day omg]). You can try this test too. Add up all the things u feel happy about and minus the things u feel negative about. Note: being competitive and kiasu are negative aspects.

-Laughing gas