Monday, March 9, 2009
Hi all,Looks like nobody has posted anything since I last posted.It was raining horribly today (but as compared to what I have experienced before, this would be a 5.5/10), yet Shi Yi insisted on walking. So I took out my umbrella which Wei Xuan said looked like a tortoise shell (that's not true! Try comparing it with a tortoise and you'll know the difference. It's not green anyway...) Wei Xuan lent Yan Tong's umbrella (more like shared it...). Joel brought a poncho though...Reconstructed conversation (or argument):ozx: Where's your umbrella?joel: My father bought me a poncho (taking out a small, flat packet)(Time passes...)ozx: Have you gotten it out yet? (moving my umbrella over him)joel: I can't get it out, let me get my knife (pocket knife, not for killing)(Struggling sounds)ozx: Got it yet? (Hand tired, moving umbrella away)joel: Not yet...ozx: By the time you get your poncho on, you will be soaking wet already!joel: I know! This stupid poncho won't come out!(Puddle ahead, someone's shoe got soaked)joel: Why are you all walking there when you can walk here? (walking on the grass)(Crash! Either something broke or someone banged into the tree)(Joel has tripped over the tree branch and has fallen on/into the mud)joel: (Getting up, trying to clean off the mud) How am I going to explain this to my father?ozx: That's why there is something called a pavement...joel: That's not called pavement, it's called, erm... road!ozx: Then why isn't the car driving here?(Cricket sounds...)joel: (gotten his pocket knife) Great, let me cut this stupid thing... (Cutting sounds)(Moments later)joel: (gotten his poncho out and put his knife back) Finally, I can wear this stupid poncho!ozx: Erm... It looks like a trash bag...(NOTE: After some investigation, the poncho has been declared a nicer looking trash bag)joel: Ya, I know. Maybe because my father bought this trash bag. (opens up poncho)ozx: There seems to be 5, no 6 holes in it...joel: Should be 5 what...ozx: There seems to be 2 holes for your head...joel: Omg! There are two holes for my head!jiaying: (walking behind, laughing hysterically)ozx: A conman must have sold you a trash bag for a poncho.(Continuous walking...)(Heated argument for around a minute.)ozx: What are you doing?joel: I'm taking out a plastic bag to cover my head!ozx: Hurry up lah! (Shi Yi, Wei Xuan, Yan Tong and Chelsea are somewhere far ahead)joel: (Walking quickly) Ok, ok, I'm hurrying.jiaying: (Still laughing)yan tong: Hurry up can or not?ozx: Ask joel...(Continuous walking to the bus stop...)(For some reason or another, Shi Yi and Chelsea start singing nursery rhymes...)(?!?!?!??!)ozx: Erm... I'll pretend I don't know the two of you.shi yi: (Speaking funnily to Chelsea) We know who he is righhhhttttt?chelsea: (Replying funnily) Yesssss. He's from our class toooooo, righhhhtttt?ozx: (Starts to panic in the funny sense)(They continue singing to the junction, Wei Xuan and Yan Tong join in. Joel, Jia Ying and me were stunned...)(Joel starts to run to the next junction because there was a 'green man' and also because he wanted to wash his shirt and pants.)shi yi, chelsea, wei xuan and yan tong: (Singing the Gatsby advertistement, Calbury chocolate advertistement and other nursery rhymes(?!?!?!?!))ozx: Please stop, you are making me feel retarded!(Some people walk by, yet they continue...)ozx: (Covers face with umbrella and keeps his distance from the lot who are singing.)shi yi: (Trys to expose me...)jia ying: (Looks on...)(The following might not have been noticed by the people who are involved in this activity...)ozx: At least you are not retarded, like them...jia ying: So?ozx: Erm......passerby A: I heard that some of them (most probabaly us...) study halfway, cannot cope then drop out.passerby B: I also heard that some of them wake up like around 5.30 you know!ozx and jia ying: (Stunned for 2 seconds)jia ying: 5.30 is like when I woke up!ozx: And they call that early?!?!?!(Maybe I can continue later...)And so that is briefly what happened this afternoon. I have wasted so much time typing this out...
I might continue this tommorow or maybe later...
Dopadcel
