Wednesday, March 18, 2009
HI,
I am so freakin tired. My parents jus wen out and left me
to do ALL THE HOUSEWORK! So im takin a break and
slackin off. I wanted to blog earlier but i couldnt.
WEIRD DREAMS AGAIN!!!!!!!!
This time, it was more ridiculous. I dreamt about bein in
a school, wher my aunt was teachin, and a girl with
depression was huddled in a corner, then u guys started
to chase me and I fell over the railing (must be Memories
of Yan Tong's story) and fell into blackness.
Ther is gettin less to post abt actually. Oh yeah, what do
do u all think abt being a vegetarian. My mum is so biased,
she says vegetarians live "such a hard life" cuz there is
"practiaclly nothin fr them to eat". Is that true? Its nt like
vegetarians are freaks that preach about sayin: "
Veggie Good.
Meat Bad.
Veggie Good.
Meat Bad." If so, u need urgent medical
attention, preferably away from solid food.
Me: Oh im sry, im a vegetarian, i cant eat this.Other retard: But its really good.Me: Im sry ive never liked meat.Retard: But its been fried. Its been grilled. Itsbeen boiled. Its been roasted, steamed, and barbecued.Its been nuclearbombed and flamethrowered.Plus, Its one of singapore's famous dishes.Me: Im really sorry.Then the classic:
Retard: This dish is really expensive. $$$$$Me: Look, it dosen matter whether this animalwas boiled in liquid gold, and u had to sell ur houseto get 2 grams, stuffed with the most exquisite spicesin the world, i really dont eat meat.Then classic no. 2:Retard (if u are a child): Think abt all the starvin childrenin Africa and how fortunate u are.The, feelin guilty, u eat the meat and the Veggie Patrolarrest u fr breaking the Da Veggie Code.P.S. I don like vegetables but i still eat them.
-Eau de laughter.
