Monday, March 16, 2009
HELLO,
I am posting at like 7 am in the morning cuz i can't sleep. I had a dream wher
I dreamt that Dopadcel looked very fat and I was folding clothes and Yantong
looked like a Malay. ????? I wanted to post yesterday but it was too late and I
wanted to watch "Star Awards" fr best drama at 10 30
Must be the side effects after 31/2 hours of Church (3 .50 to 7.30). It was
quite funny, actually. Because it was a confession session.
- A poor women wanted to go to Hougang but ended up in Ang Mo Kio industrial park cuz of her "trusty" GPS (God Penance System).
- Another woman who said she was a gambler and lost hundreds of thousands of dollars on a casino, AND SHE WAS CONFESSING TO HER HUSBAND.____________, who apparently was so stupid he didn know when their joint account was short of $300 000............
- There was this guy who said he was really sadistic and liked to crush bugs. Ok..........................im surprised he has a wife for 10 years.
My retard level has also increased a bit lately T_T
- I noticed some ppl walking along the road and i said "must be a walkathon". Then I asked the ppl what walkathon was it. The the ppl looked at me like a reatrd. That's when i noticed the coffin in front.
- This has nothing to do with my stupidity (-_-) but it is a bit funny. While having lunch, there was this little girl who pointed to her brother and said "YOU LAKSA" then she pointed to another boy and said "YOU BAKA" then she pointed to herself and said "I CUTE CUTE ROTI PRATA". Weird
- On the radio, there was this sissy guy singing something about "rainbows are happiness" and i pointed to one of those giant tv screens (like the ones at Orchard Road) and said "it suits that advertisement" cause there were many colours flying around. The the words came on the screen : "Dont drink and Drive"..............
-The laughable