░“Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.”
Lady A.
Monday, February 22, 2010

Another shot of whiskey,
cant stop looking at the door.
Wishing you'd come sweeping in

the way you did before.
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind.
For me it happens all the time.

Picture perfect memories
scattered on the floor
Reaching for the phone
cuz' I can't take it anymore.
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind.
For me, it happens all the time.


It's a quarter after one,
I'm all alone.
I'm a little drunk.
Said I wouldn't call
But I lost all control.
I need you now.
I don't know how I can do without
[you]

Yes, I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all.


situations that cause me... discomfort.... for lack of a better word
Tuesday, February 16, 2010

firstly, thx to manish(ur welcome XD) and yaazn for hmm telling me im not evil on the tag board... even though i stil think i am live is evil spelled backwards :)... thx cos its always the 2 of you who make me feel better XD

ok back to what i wanted to post, which is actually things that piss me off but i thought that would sound self-centred and narcisistic ( need to ask gideon how its spelt cos i cant be bothered checking the dictionary) (narcissistic i think) so i changed the title to sound better. but my post will make me sound like a self-centred brat (anymore synonyms for self-centred? i sound repetitive err i think egocentric and egoistic) anyway, so i wonder why i bothered. i realised that i particularly dislike it when:

people team up to annoy me, as in not the daisy calling though i might seem pissed when ppl do that since i suddenly stop talking and just do my stuff in this "ok im so pissed im not even gonna bother anymore" kind of attitude, well actually im just trying to prove that when you call me daisy i wont respond. which kind of sucks cos it doesnt seem to work.(lol @ daisy) ok back to my point, ppl teaming up to annoy me

e.g. not telling me we were gonna get off soon when they knew i obviously wouldn't know, given my sense of direction. this caused me to almost not be able to get off the bus since my evil friend just bothered about herself getting off and made me hold her phone so i had no hand to tap my card and had to adopt an odd posture, with my bag slipping from my grasp before i finally managed to get off the bus. all in the name of "fun" for other ppl, who, by the way, were laughing away at my difficulty

ok that should make it obvious who i was pissed at. but since im not jy and dont harbour evil feelings for that long, no hard feelings. just rmbred myself being super pissed at that period in time. ( do i sound forgiving?(now yeah kinda lol) no i dun think so. well im not built to im supposed to be evil)

and since the title is "situations" and not "situation", another thing that gets on my nerves is ppl lying to me ( non-obviously) just to see if i believe it( err does that include me). and i believe most everything ppl say cos im trusting (to put it positively, or you could say gullible for negative connotations) will not state any situation here cos it was a while ago... but hey dun go thinking im a hypocrite cos i lie obviously when i try to trick ppl. ( i think) ( tell me if i dun)

oh wait. ive realised. the ultimate, underlying thing that ticks me off is being tricked. as in, being kept in the dark and disturbed incurs my wrath. ( ok that was even more confusing than my first statement) so, i guess that finishes it off. i basically hate being tricked. which is why i may seem odd and more irritable sometimes-- when im annoyed at getting scammed

just to show i haven't become a complaining jerk and whiny idiot, i shall go on to post smth else:

THIS EMAIL HAS BEEN CURSED ONCE OPENED YOU MUST SEND IT:

(this font is me being a sceptic and this is me XD)

You are now cursed. You must

send this on or you will be killed
tonight at 12:00pm,
i had no idea that 12:00 pm existed in the night(just goes to show that your not going to be killed) by Bloody Mary. This is no joke(haha).


So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because you can't.(*delete*)
Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on.

She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with fork.not actually possible cos your eyeball is made of strong stuff-- scapels are often broken dissecting cows eyeballs so whats telling you she can even pierce it with a fork?really? cause we were told in primary school that the japanese would gouge the eye balls out of some random general as torture to force them to reveal secrets anyway, the correct term to use is "gouge" not "pull"


And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put
you under your bed.
I cant fit into my bedroom cupboard unless in a cramped sitting position and that can hardly be considered hanging can it ?possible if she chops you into pieces and the space under my bed is filled with random junk and toys, doubt i can fit in there at all

What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? correction of grammar, its supposed to be what are your parents going to do etc.etc. but this sentence is slightly ambiguous and couldbe phrased better e.g. what do you think will happen when your parents find you dead? or something like that since the sentence obviously is trying to make you feel guilty, ask you not to risk your life for your parents' sake. and its phrased in such a way that makes me want to answer "plan my funeral" instead of "they will be ruined" since the question is what will they do.insurance?

Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake should not be "is a fake" but rather "is fake" you can la if ur referring to it as an object and it's all put on wrong phrasal verb used to scare you because your you're wrong, so very wrong.(i am o.o?)
Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who
(have) not necessarily wht lost their lives or have (had) not necessarily wht been seriously hurt by this email?

CASE ONE - Annalise what kind of name is analyse? Richmond She got this emial.Spelling failnot as convincing when elementary words are spelt wrong in a "threatening" email "Rubbish" she thought.
She deleted it. And now, Annalise is dead.
how is deleting the emial related to death?? o.o i forgot XD
you forgot to mention her slit throat and wrists and eyeballs which were pulled out with a fork. i wonder how bloody mary got a fork. and you forgot to mention what her parents did.

CASE TWO-
LouiseWhitefield She
sent this to only 4 people(maybe she sent 1 to herself)and when she i thought louise was a guys name woke
up in the morning
, her wrists had deep lacerations on them, not each each. Luckily
there was
no pain feltnot possible its possible your brain naturally blocks out the pain if its severe enuf . anyway wads so threatening about being scarred if the initial pain felt wasnt there? the significance of the scar is gone..., though she is scarred for life.big deal It would be cool its gonna look like a battle scar. tattoos are for life and ppl do them. ok yes i know about laser surgery and removing tattoos

CASE THREE - Thomas Crowley descendant of aleister crowley XD?He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake,The that night

Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V not watching the clock.why is not watching the clock important good point? doesn't make sense for it to be here in the first place

'12:01pm'
at night? in addition to her superhuman strength that she used to pierce eyeballs with forks, bloody mary can now warp time XD

The TV misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on
and off several times.
this is so random kinda scary having a power failure like that in singapore

It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of
him and

there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags.
how did he even see her if it was pitch black? unless bloody mary can glow too.cool she must have one of those glow-in-the-dark rags

Blood everywhere with a knife in her
hand then dissapeared,err her hand disappeared o.0?
that was grammatically unsound. "she had blood all over her white rags as well as a knife in her hand. after standing there for the longest time, not saying a word, she suddenly disappeared." That night Thomas will always remember as it was the biggest fright of
his life.
thomas will always remeber that night as "the night he had the shock of his life"why nt just say he had the fright of his life


Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat

'Bloody Mary.Bloody
Mary Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON'
this is unrelated *looks into the mirror and says Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary Bloody Mary... I KILLED OUR SON XD*

Is it the end for you tonight! is this a question or a statement?i think its a statement cause he was expecting everyone to try lookin into the mirror and say the bloody mary thingy

YOU ARE NOW CURSED We strongly advise you to send this email on.


It is
seriously NO JOKE.

We don't want to see another life wasted.then stop sending these dumb emails! if they are cursed, why are you sending them to everyone??its called selfish behavior, thats what.XD evil in the making.

ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT?
i totally feel like im in a game show.agreed.

If you send this email to...NO PEOPLE you mean no one- Your going to die.everyone dies eventually...*Argh!! i Cnt breathe !! Nah im just kiddin*


1-5 PEOPLE - Your going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.
ppl get hurt all the time, its inevitable. and yeah, its inevitable to get frightened too

5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.
ditto. everyone will die eventually. and bad luck all depends on your mentality. you can call it bad luck and whine about it, or you can get up and move on to success. "luck" is based on ability and mentality u sound like my personal advisor
15 - 25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary this is such a huge change from the previous threats.heh.


martian
nameless; if u cnt beat them join them XD


iPost

Hii all long time no see,
Never take life seriously.Nobody gets out alive anyway.

(Mr Bean on Avatar XD)
"I present to you....THE iPost"
*Claps*
"Thank you.Thank you.
Now the product ,as you can see, is about a new class of ....guess wht its time for a quick word from our sponsors."


"I'm not insane!!! ...My reality is just a little different from yours"
~Shi yi(Dave Lewis)
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own"
~Daisy the Martian-ish Urang-utanish strawberry milk cowYt(Adam Savage)
"We prefer the term "mentally hilarious""
~Sam(Doctor on insanity)
"BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BIRD IS THE WORLD BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD!!!! BIRD IS THE WORLD BA BA Bl-oops, dropped mah pen. How embarassing"
~Meh XD(An insane guy in the world)
""I'm not insane! I'm not insane!(Not insane!!)""
~Joel(M.Shadows on his mental state)
(Congratz to all of the people who have fallen sick on CNY(yeah thats definitely auspicious) for having made such constructive err..constructive..thingys)

Here are our new guidelines for doing our assignments:
Since its a american international school policy that students should not spend more than 90mins of their night on homework, it should be divided in the following order.
~>15mins looking for assignments
~>11mins calling a friend for assignment
~>23mins explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like teens
~>8mins in the bathroom
~>10mins getting a snack
~>7mins checking TV guide
~>6mins telling parents that teacher did not explain the assignment
~>10mins sitting at kitchen table waiting for either parent to finish the assignment

lol realised that it adds up to more than 90mins
u know i can read minds, for example,just now u were calculating the total time taken to see if my previous statement was actually correct.haha.

You know the last thing i want to do is insult you,but it IS on the list XD

,
Nameless
P(ost).P(ost) if i insulted anyone im sorry.
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We
Monday, February 15, 2010

Hi Shi Yi here for the first ever time.

Gonna make it short and sweet so enjoy the pictures below (p.s. ignore the oriental thing)



well pls gather more ideas on masaki and jaewoong, and choose between the cute and ugly penguin for benedix. :D

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Pants On The Ground!
Monday, February 8, 2010



By the way, he's 62 years old :)

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